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What`s on your mind?

Posted Jul 27, 2013

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jul 27, 2013
What's On Your Mind?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 27, 2013
    Politicians will be politicians.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 28, 2013
    I use to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 28, 2013
    I have nothing against people, so long as I don't have to meet them.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 28, 2013
    My ex wanted to spice up our sex life. She suggested we pretend to be strangers.
    I asked, Who do you want me to be? She replied, Anyone but you.


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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 2, 2013
    Scars are like tattoos with better stories.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 2, 2013
    I just realized I never heard anyone say, "He died in his nap."
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 3, 2013
    Why do we assume somebody died in their sleep ? Unless you are wacthing, you don't know if the person woke up and then died. The correct statement should be: he died in his bed.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 3, 2013
    Just don't die in your Mistress'  bed
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 3, 2013
    [quote]Just don't die in your Mistress'  bed[/quote]A wealthy property developer I knew, did just that. He took his young secretary on a bussiness trip and suffered a fatal heart attack whilst making love to her. His wife soon got over the shock (with the help of all the millions left in the bank) I felt more sorry for the poor secretary,she lost her job.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 3, 2013
    I could use a secretary.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 3, 2013
    You can have mine, she's past her sell by date. (Or should that be: use by date.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 3, 2013
    My ex-sec did sell her dates
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 3, 2013
    My ex-secretary made more money than me. I think that's why my company went bust.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 3, 2013
    My ex-secretary made money, she's doing 5 to 7
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 5, 2013
    Having pasta with cheese for lunch.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 5, 2013
    Too late to be doing this.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 5, 2013
    It's nearly ready,Im just about to add some chopped tomatoes. I'll save some for you to have later.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 7, 2013
    Rainy Day Reminiscing.
    One of my favorite memories, holding hands, walking in the summer rain as she gently rubbed her thumb across mine.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 8, 2013
    I see no good in remembering what one no longer has.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 8, 2013
    Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 8, 2013
    [quote]Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.[/quote]So if I forget that I once had a big house and plenty of money, I shall have those things again ?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 8, 2013
    [quote][quote]Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.[/quote]So if I forget that I once had a big house and plenty of money, I shall have those things again ?[/quote]If you forget what you did to lose a big house and plenty of money, you will lose them again the next time you acquire them
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 8, 2013
    [quote][quote][quote]Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.[/quote]So if I forget that I once had a big house and plenty of money, I shall have those things again ?[/quote]If you forget what you did to lose a big house and plenty of money, you will lose them again the next time you acquire them[/quote]But at least I shall have a good few years enjoying them again.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Dec 8, 2013
    [quote][quote][quote][quote]Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.[/quote]So if I forget that I once had a big house and plenty of money, I shall have those things again ?[/quote]If you forget what you did to lose a big house and plenty of money, you will lose them again the next time you acquire them[/quote]But at least I shall have a good few years enjoying them again.[/quote]Do you ever enjoy remembering enjoying the first time?
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