You and I become invisible after after eating tomatoes.

ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

Mar 4, 2012

You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.

By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we are then able to see each other, but this only works for 4 hours.

Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Mar 4, 2012
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I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 4, 2012
[quote]# 2

I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?
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Give me a minute or two, I'm working on it.

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DesertRat
Mar 4, 2012
Assuming that after eating the tomatoes, we would still be able to move inanimate objects, we could have a lot of fun playing with peoples' minds. With human nature being as it is, most people would probably end up using this ability to for illegal, immoral or unsavory ends.

I guess by your premise, we would be able to move inanimate objects. Otherwise, how else would we be able to drink the milk?

Therefore, I predict that if people were able to do this, we would have a major crime wave.
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Curt, or Cowboy
Mar 4, 2012
[quote]You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.

Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.[/quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Mar 4, 2012
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaking_device

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012
[quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"[/quote]

I married one.

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012
[quote][quote]# 2

I see a problem. If we are invisible how can we see each other?[/quote]

Problem sovled. By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we can then see each other, but it only lasts for 4 hours.

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012
[quote]Apparently, LSD is making a comeback?[/quote]

Mainly in political circles, or should I say, circus !

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012
#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.

To be contiinued,,,,
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Curt, or Cowboy
Mar 5, 2012
[quote][quote]There was a movie on a week or so ago....
"The Invisible Woman"[/quote]

I married one.

#7[/quote]Ouch !
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Mar 5, 2012
[quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.

To be contiinued,,,,[/quote]# 13

Nuns? Invisible or not. they ain't had nun, don't want nun, won't give nun.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 5, 2012
[quote][quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.

To be contiinued,,,,[/quote]# 13

Nuns? Invisible or not. they ain't had nun, don't want nun, won't give nun.
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Someone is talking nun sense.

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Mar 5, 2012
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Udder Nonsense is jokes about cows

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 6, 2012
[quote]You and I become invisible, every time we eat tomatoes. This invisibility lasts for exactly 24 hours, unless we drink one pint of milk and then we are visible again.

By taking a shot of vodka mixed with human breast milk, we are then able to see each other, but this only works for 4 hours.

Now we just have to think of how we can take advantage of this unique gift.[/quote]

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The one good thing about invisibility is, you can be naked anywhere, any time you like.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 6, 2012
[quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]

I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.

#17 To be continued,,,
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 9, 2012
[quote]

[quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]

I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.

#17 To be continued,,,[/quote]

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Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 10, 2012
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[quote]

[quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]

I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this YOU had been there before me.

#17 To be continued,,,[/quote]

#18

Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......[/quote]

#19

Ah, I know what to do, I'll stand under that shower in the corner, with my back facing to her and with all the steam in here, she won't notice I'm a man. After a couple of minutes I could feel someone's hands massaging my shoulders and hear a voice saying,,

to be continued,,,
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Mar 11, 2012
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[quote]#11

I ate a couple of tomatoes and went to the convent. I then decided to take a shower with some of the nuns.[/quote]

I noticed when walking through the changing area, one of the nuns had oily fingermarks on her bosom. There could only be one possible explanation for this   YOU had been there before me.

#17                                                                                                                                                 To be continued,,,[/quote]

#18

Here comes the mother superior, this should be fun. Oh no, I'm starting to become visible and there's nowhere to hide. I'll have to slip into a nun's habit...To be continued.......[/quote]

#19

Ah, I know what to do, I'll stand under that shower in the corner, with my back facing to her and with all the steam in here, she won't notice I'm a man. After a couple of minutes I could feel someone's hands massaging my shoulders and hear a voice saying,,

to be continued,,,[/quote]

#20

" It's alright my little angel, I'm just rubbing some soap on your lovely soft skin "     Just my luck, the Mother Superior's gay. Well she'll get a big surprise when it comes to soaping the front of me,ha,ha,

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Brian
Mar 12, 2012
Besides going around freely naked, I'd have a lot of fun messing with people's minds. I've always had fun using fear to do just that.
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RadManYo
Mar 12, 2012
I'll put on a cape and stop crime as the Super Cape Ghost Person Thing!! :D

Just gotta make sure I eat pizza for breakfast and milk and cookies before bed :D

Either that or ManofWicklow and I can just go bowling ^.^

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Apr 16, 2012
Invisible bowling, now that could be fun, RadMan. People would really freak out watching that.
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