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You might be a... textile/nudist

Posted Feb 16, 2010

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ME
MemberOriginal Poster
Feb 16, 2010

I thought it might be fun twist to reinvent the old Jeff Foxworthy routine "...you might be a redneck".

So here goes.

If you think the sight of naturally feeding a child would be harmful to a child.... you might be a textile.

or,

If you wish your towel had pockets.... you might be a nudist.

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  • BL
    blueiron35
    blueiron35
    Feb 16, 2010

    If the only clothes at your house are for the scarecrow--------you may be a nudist

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  • JO
    Joey
    Joey
    Feb 16, 2010

    If you do more than two loads of laundry a week that are nothing but towels . . . . . you MIGHT be a nudist.

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  • BL
    blueiron35
    blueiron35
    Feb 16, 2010

    If a blizzard means a chance to make naked snow angels-----you might be a nudist

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  • BL
    blueiron35
    blueiron35
    Feb 18, 2010

    If you put a winter coat on your dog to go play in the snow while you make nude snow angels===you may be a nudist

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  • MI
    MidGaNudist
    MidGaNudist
    Mar 26, 2010

    If sunscreen is a major budget item in spring, summer, and fall you might be a nudist.

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  • CD
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Mar 26, 2010
    [quote]If you look into the windows of clothing stores and recoil in horror, you might be a nudist. If your newest items of apparel are bell-bottom pants and a Nehru jacket, you might be a nudist. If the nude scenes in movies make you yawn, you might be a nudist. If your ensemble for the day is sandals and a towel, you might be a nudist. If you have a reserved parking space at the local resort, you might be a nudist. If your kids ask, "Who are you?" when they see you clothed, you might be a nudist. If you ever had a sunburned willy, you might be a nudist. If you have a robe hanging by the front door, you might be a nudist. If the JWs have your home on a blacklist, you might be a nudist. If you nod in recognition at any of these, you might be a nudist.[/quote]    I had to laugh at a few of them. :)
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  • NS
    nswkiwi42
    nswkiwi42
    Oct 7, 2011

    If while looking in a clothing stores window, if you comment that you might look good wearing what the maniquin is wearing, and its got nothing on, you might be a nudist

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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 8, 2011
    If you don't own a bathing suit.......you might be a nudist!
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  • BR
    Brian
    Brian
    Oct 10, 2011
    You might be a nudist if...
    - your spouse says "I have nothing to wear" and it's true.
    - someone says "make yourself comfortable" and you get undressed.
    - people always comment on how warm your house is in the winter.
    - you painted your house and didn't get of your clothes dirty.
    - you have a pool but don't own any swimsuits.
    - you don't have to clean lint from your hot tub filter.

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  • CO
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Curt, or Cowboy
    Nov 6, 2011
    You noticed her smile, her hair style, her shoes, her eye color, you chatted with her for 1/2 hour, and still have no idea whatever if she was wearing anything else.
    ( or him, as the case may be. )
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  • GE
    George_in_WV
    George_in_WV
    Nov 6, 2011

    if the average person spends more time dressed in one day than you do in one week

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  • EV
    EvansBetterHalf
    EvansBetterHalf
    Dec 8, 2011
    Your gas heating bill goes from $30.00 to $140.00 this time of year.......


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  • OP
    openrange
    openrange
    Sep 29, 2012

    when you die with only your sandles on..... you might be a nudist

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  • WO
    womannudista
    womannudista
    Oct 22, 2012
    [quote]there are a very interesing post!! y will remmeber all [/quote]
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