Guys,do yourself a big favor and do not buy Viagra on line. I did 3 years ago and have been sorry ever since. Deleting the 30 to 40 emails per day is bad enough but, the weekly phone calls are driving me crazy. I tried being nice and saying no thank you I even told them the guy they wanted passed away then they wanted to know who I was and if I wanted any. My calls come about 3:pm and 8:pm so I either don't answer the phone or soon as I hear the broken English I hang up. Now I have resorted to saying you F---ing SOB stop calling me. No luck they still do. So, if you do order on line better give a fake number or get ready.
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TerryAug 3, 2011Ooooo, sorry to read that. I started receiving calls from the state of California wanting me answer questions for a survey on health care. I said no thanks a couple of times and the woman said the computer would register them calling me, but they would still be phoning me till I cooperated. I took it as a threat. After sending their calls (whiich showed up as all zeros) to voicemail several times I finally pressed answer on the cell phone and just put the phone on the desk. Heard a woman say hello several times and after a long silence she finally hung up. No more calls after that. Try answering without saying anything. Set the phone down and walk away. Its free entertainment.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 3, 2011[quote]Put it on speakerphone to get all the nuances. Or, better still...Tom Mabe – Telemarketer Crime Scene Prank[/quote] Now THAT'S funny.ReactReply - MI
MichaelAug 3, 2011I don't think I'd buy any kind of sexual performance drug through those spam ads anyway. I'd go to a doctor, or an official website, if I was in need of such things. There's too many scams out there... and it could cost you more than annoying phone calls.
ReactReply - RORomalicOriginal PosterAug 4, 2011
Thanks man, I really needed a good laugh
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EvansBetterHalfAug 4, 2011[quote][quote]Put it on speakerphone to get all the nuances. Or, better still...Tom Mabe – Telemarketer Crime Scene Prank[/quote] That was too good...I may have to use it. It's that or an air horn.... That was a taping from what we call the "DSC" The Dave ,Shelly and Chainsaw morning show her ein San Diego. I love those guys.[/quote]ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowAug 4, 2011Too many blue pills and you may end up like this-
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westheathenAug 4, 2011It is not as much fun as Tom Mabe's solution, but I have been told that blowing a whistle down the phone is quite efffective. Although you may have to deal with the scumbag's lawyer after.
ReactReply - EVEvansBetterHalfAug 4, 2011
Fun with telemarketers:
Answer: "911 Emergency. What is your emergency?"
They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."ReactReply - CA
CabotCheeseAug 5, 2011[quote]Best way to handle telemarketers is tell them the person is outside. Tell them to hang on while you get them to the phone, then put the phone down and go watch TV or something. They will hang up eventually and after a few times will stop calling you.[/quote] BRILLIANT!!ReactReply - CACabotCheeseAug 5, 2011
Joking aside, there are safer and better ways to deal with male 'aging'.
In most casse the need for the little blue pill is reduced testosterone from the little boys. The pill fixes the 'immediate issue' but does not deal with the hormonal issue. Low testosterone (below 200) is linked to several ailments that are associated with getting old. The best route (which I chose) is to get your low testosterone treated. There are several options your doctor can prescribe, I chose to have subdermal 'pellets' adminstered every 6 to 12 months, other ways of correcting the problem are injections or creams, both of which require frequent administration.
The bad news is that most insurance policies don't cover the cost of testosterone supplementation. So it's expensive no matter which method your doctor prescribes.
ReactReply - ICicanseeyou88Aug 11, 2011
Permanent chubby...
ReactReply - MEMemberAug 11, 2011
If you are young, Low T is rare... If you are older, replacing it with exogenous testosterone can increase you PSA and risk of prostatic hypertrophy...can't pee... need use rotorooter or some other procedure to open the system... OOCH! Best leave God's system alone.
RockyReactReply - CACabotCheeseAug 11, 2011[quote]If you are young, Low T is rare... If you are older, replacing it with exogenous testosterone can increase you PSA and risk of prostatic hypertrophy...can't pee... need use rotorooter or some other procedure to open the system... OOCH! Best leave God's system alone. Rocky[/quote] My prostrate was enlarging well before my doc added testosterone. Treatment with finasteride was prescribed for me and that took care of the prostrate issue as well. So basically I can pee like a race horse once again, and also get morning woodies. Alternatively I could have let nature take its course and lose energy, sex drive and the ability to pee. I'm OK with the direction my doc has taken.ReactReply
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openman1Aug 12, 2011That's your experience. If you do research, and seek out the overseas generic manufacturers themselves, you can buy safely and cheaply. I buy NSAIDS and ED pills from two providers, and have had no problems,either with quality, delivery, or spam. Glad to provide them via private mail. I'd hate to think you work for Big Pharma, and are using TN to scare people?
ReactReply - MIMichaelAug 13, 2011[quote]Have to agree regarding overseas generic manufacturers. Went to my GP a few years ago for ED as a result of other ailments and treatments, and got a private prescription (NHS won't cover this) for 'mainstream' ED pills. Cost me £9 a pill! And they didn't always work! And you have to guess when the Missus will be in the mood! So I looked to overseas suppliers of generics and found that as long as you research carefully you can find reputable, cheap, discreet overseas suppliers. I won't name names on here but if anyone wants a recommendation then message me.[/quote] A lot of ED can be fixed with diet as well. If you are experiencing low testosterone there are foods that help increase it. Almonds are suggested to increase potency, IDK if they'd increase testosterone as well I haven't really looked into it (no real need as of yet, hopefully never), but I know it's out there, I would imagine a quick google search for "eastern medicine erectile dysfunction" would drum up some results.ReactReply
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HawkAug 13, 2011THE NATIONAL DO NOT CALL REGISTRYhttps://www.donotcall.gov/The National Do Not Call Registry gives you a choice about whether to receive telemarketing calls at home.Most telemarketersshould not call your number once it has been on the registry for 31 days. If they do, you can file a complaint at this Website. You can register your home or mobile phone for free.Your registration will not expire.Telephone numbers placed on the National Do Not Call Registry will remain on it permanently due to the Do-Not-Call Improvement Act of 2007, which became law in February 2008. Read more about it athttp://www.ftc.gov/opa/2008/04/dncfyi.shtm.ReactReply - CD
Cheri Donna DawsonAug 14, 2011Have you thought about going to the US Gov. site and adding your name to the "Do Not Call Registry?"
ReactReply - MEMemberAug 14, 2011
Would not even think of buying supposed prescriptione pills online. Can only imagine the nightmares involved and not receiving the real deal. Not at that point yet though where I need the pill. But thanks for sharing your experiences with us.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 14, 2011
With all the counterfiet medicines on the market, I would never buy any on line.
Even some hospitals (without knowing ) are using dangerous counterfiet drugs, because they are trying to keep the cost down.ReactReply - WEwestheathenAug 14, 2011
I can't remember the name of it, but there is a database similar to the "do not call" listing in the UK. Unfortunately itbis totally valueless if the scum making the calls do not check it.
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ravensflyinnowAug 14, 2011Some threads want the erections to go away..some threads encourage them... something for everyone
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 14, 2011[quote]Some threads want the erections to go away..some threads encourage them... something for everyone[/quote] The hard truth of realityReactReply
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neoshaboySep 4, 2011[quote] I could only hope!=)) Too many blue pills and you may end up like this-[/quote]ReactReply - SY
SydneyBeachBumSep 17, 2011[quote]Best way to handle telemarketers is tell them the person is outside. Tell them to hang on while you get them to the phone, then put the phone down and go watch TV or something. They will hang up eventually and after a few times will stop calling you.[/quote] Great ideaReactReply