Cooking Bacon while nude! — Things to do nude on True Nudists

Louis33705Original Poster

Jun 18, 2011

So many jokes have been made about cooking bacon while being nude in front of the stove. Well,,,I have perfected the technique to cook bacon in the nude. However, it is my secret technique.
Share your techniques for cooking bacon. If one of you shares the same technique as mine, then I'll reveal my secret!
Yum, I can smell the bacon now!

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intune
Jun 18, 2011
i use sandwich grill it closes up cooks both sides at the same time
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mikeinohio51
Jun 18, 2011
Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it
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Cheri Donna Dawson
Jun 19, 2011
[quote]Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it[/quote] Plus...it's healthier that way. :)
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NVRSATSFD
Jun 19, 2011
Is what splatter screens were made for...
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gabare
Jun 19, 2011
i agree use the microwave kind pop it in microwave a few second and eat, no mess.mmmmmmmmmmm BLT sandwich
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MidGaNudist
Jun 19, 2011
[quote]My technique is watching people cook bacon! Much much safer... and easier...[/quote] LOL, Wolf!
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Steve
Jun 19, 2011
Buy curved bacon and fry it in a wok? Works for veggies!
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 7, 2011
I never have any problem with frying bacon when nude, just stand well back from the cooker.
If you still get splashed, then it's too hot or too much oil in the pan. Bacon should be done a high temperature to seal in the flavour, but not so hot as to burn it.
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RadManYo
Jul 8, 2011
Well, my technique seems to burn all life and flavor out the bacon, but I know my mother bakes it
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Mitch
Jul 8, 2011
I have done it successfully using a steep sided pot, such as one for spaghetti. But an apron would not go amiss here to be on the safe side. We're cooking bacon...not weiners!
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gabare
Jul 14, 2011
speaking of wok's where the heck did i put my wok, i can't find it .
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 15, 2011
[quote]speaking of wok's where the heck did i put my wok, i can't find it .[/quote] Are you sure you're not sitting on it.
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 15, 2011
Perhaps this man should have put his apron on, " ouch "
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Member
Jul 15, 2011
I don't cook bacon in the nude as I learned the hard way a while back. Now I use the microwave for that. Lesson learned.
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BobnBarbie
Jul 17, 2011
Place a sheet of parchment paper on a sheet pan. Place the bacon on the parchment. Place the pan in the oven at 350 degrees for about 8 minutes. Check during cooking for how your oven cooks (too hot or not). Then remove the pan from the oven. NO Splatter problem.
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jason
Jul 17, 2011
fry more fish than bacon, and never really had a problem with frying the fish partly due to the depth of the pan and lack of time spent in front of the pan.
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 19, 2011
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Member
Jul 26, 2011
there are things will do nude and things i willnot do nude...cooking bacon (because the way i fry almost anything) is one i don't do nude
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renebbare
Jul 28, 2011
Good job the Health & Safety dont get involved, we would be wearing Hazmat suits!! Bacon? Eggs? the british breakfast - Grin and Bare it!
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None
Jul 28, 2011
Turn the temp down and use quailty bacon. If you have a butcher shop or country store type bacon you can get use it. The packaged stuff tends to want to splatter a lot more. Although if you keep the temp lower you are still failly safe. We cook it two or three times a week. We never get dressed in the AM always a naked breakfast the only king.
Come to think of it in the summer we cook super naked too and eat it naked on the deck. That might be a sign we are nudists huh?
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jul 31, 2011
intuneTopless [url=../profiles/6287/][/url] Joined: 12/20/2008 Location: 1770/agnes water, qld 70 posts h1 class="new"RE: Cooking Bacon while nude!/h1 h22 months ago/h2 i use sandwich grill it closes up cooks both sides at the same time Best idea ever. This old dog learned a new trick. Thank you Intune
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ManOfWicklow
May 7, 2016
I never dress my bacon.
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M
May 7, 2016
I cook bacon on the grill and have had no problems. If I have to cook in the house, I use a tall pot or cook it in the oven. Microwave if you must but it just does not come out right to me.
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Member
May 8, 2016
I microwave bacon now days. Works well with turkey bacon. However, a good T-Shirt idea:
Real Men Cook Bacon Naked
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