Driving in the Nude

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  NudePreston !!!

  Jun 15, 2012

  I'm a seasoned nude driver. No shirt, no pants, no shoes. And usually the top down!
  I'm lucky enough to live in South Florida. Where the weather is naked-friendly year 'round. Also, a shirtless guy in a convertible is the norm. So I take advantage of that!
  I often drive 100% naked from Miami to Tampa, to Orlando, to Cocoa Beach.  And, if the weather permits, top down.  (I've owned only convertibles since 1985.) I love the reaction from truckers. (although, I do cover with a handy sarong if a bus passes by... That could present a problem.)
  One day while driving up to Miami from Key West--yes, a weekend at a clothing optional guest house, I had the top down, my partner & I were both totally naked.  I was driving a very fine piece of German Engineering about 90mph/145kmh on US1 up onto the Florida's Turnpike in Florida City. Around the bend leading the start of the Turnpike I see a Florida Highway Patrol Sargent with a radar gun and about twelve police cars.
  He tags the cars with his radar gun and instructs the next cop to "go get 'em!" and, it was my turn... Naked.   This beige & black Mustang Muscle Patrol Car pulls up behind me, then the lights start flashing. AARRGGHHHHHH.
  As I'm struggling trying to get the sarong from protecting my back from the leather seat-back, he says on his PA, "Please step behind the vehicle.".
  What? I can't get the sarong under me to cover my man-bits and he wants me to step out of the car?  Cops NEVER want you out!  They come to your window and harass you!
  When I look in the rear-view mirror; he's preoccupied and not looking.  So I step out onto the Turnpike, naked, wrap the sarong around my waist, step into my flip-flops and walk around the back of my car.  His car was running and putting a lot of heat. Add the cars whizzing by, that makes my sarong blow up and exposing me to the world.
  Well, this officer was the quintessential 'wet-dream' cop; 6'3"/190cm black cop with the sprayed-on tight beige uniform. Giant "V" broad shoulders down to a tiny tight waist.  (get the picture?)
  After a passing car blew my sarong up for the 3rd time, He said, "if I would have known you were naked, I wouldn't have asked you to get out!"  ((blush))
  He was now officially flirting.
  I flirt back, get my citation, and we continue the drive to Miami. Pissed, but smiling.
  The next day I was headed to Italy for a two-month work trip. So on the way to the airport I dropped the citation at my lawyer's office and fly-away. About 3-weeks later I get an e-mail from my lawyer and she asked me what I said to this officer?  He wrote the entire ticket wrong! It had to be on purpose! Hehee
  Sometimes it pays to drive naked!
  

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• ME

  Member

  Jun 23, 2012

  I took my clothes off one time driving home from work and drove the back road home. I guess since I was just sitting, it didn't feel much different, kinda' like sleeping in the nude (those pants and shirts feel like just another sheet *shrugs*).
  

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  John

  Jun 25, 2012

  Drove home (to the hotel) from Drakes Ridge in IN to the Ft. Knox area, just decided when it was time to leave that it was not time to dress.  I carried a towel up front to cover up with when I felt I needed to.  I am planning on driving from Knox to central MO this next Thursday, Then from N Illinois to Knox on Monday.  It makes the trip soooo much more relaxing.

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• JO

  

  John

  Jun 29, 2012

  did the drive from Knox to Missouri, all Nude, 6 hrs of driving, St. Louis was a but nervous but got through it ok, it was 117 going across southern Indiana according to the therm on my vehicle, being nude made the ride so much nicer.

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• AU

  

  austinjack

  Jul 3, 2012

  I love to drive nekid ! Once I was in Atlanta, where 3 interstates meet and there is a lot of traffic. I was drivn' along with several truckers around me...and they can see down into my car very easily. I guess some of them got on their CB radios and all of a sudden, I see a highway patrolmen with his lights on behind me. I had my gym shorts handy and pulled them on "pronto" before he walked up to my window. He said, "I understand you've been driving naked and J.O." !...I just denied it and and said, "What ? Me...oh no, I wasn't doin' that" ! He just said, shyly... "Well, if you have to do that...just do it at home". No ticket... ! I guess he didn't want to have to show up in court and have to explain all that ! Ha Ha....that was a close one !

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• NA

  

  NakedBadger

  Jul 11, 2012

  Have loved taking some time this morning to read through a number of posts.  Thanks to all you brave and (clothes-)free nudists who take up the dare to drive as you are and share your stories:  great reading!
  
  I'm less daring than I was a decade or so ago -- it seems like the highways are more crowded ... and I expect the highway patrol to have little sense of humor about being naked, even in the "privacy" of one's own vehicle.
  
  But I have fond memories of a trip down the PA turnpike, even staying naked to go through the tolls; and of going up and down the Jersey Turnpike, once after putting gas on at the northernmost rest stop on the Garden State Parkway and then going through the tolls, crossing the DELMEM Bridge and getting home:  and because it was really late at night, I didn't even bother to put clothes on to go into my apartment.  It might have been a rush, but more than anything it helped me to keep from falling asleep at the wheel ...
  
  Now, if I'm on my way to a nudist resort I'll usually strip down at some point along the way; I've gotten pretty good at undressing while driving, though I plan ahead for doing that and wear as little as possible and make sure that the shorts and button down shirt are loose and baggy and easy to get off.  I love being able to open the door and hop out the car, already as dressed as I need to be for the week-end.
  
  One of my fantasies, though, is to go placidly down the highway in a Jeep Rubicon with the doors off and the top down, and wearing nothing but sunscreen, a smile, and the seat belt.
  
  Drive naked, folks!  And do tell us about it -- both the cautionary tales and the expressions of freedom.
  
  Badger
  

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 12, 2012

  [quote]Has anyone driven a vehicle in the Nude, how far did you drive, was it daylight or nighttime. etc.[/quote]uhm i drove nude for almost a whole day, just around,....
  
  
  *Sighs (9 counts of public indecency)
  

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 12, 2012

  [quote]Has anyone driven a vehicle in the Nude, how far did you drive, was it daylight or nighttime. etc.[/quote]I have driven in the nude.It is great.I go find a nice country road,then I get naked.I always go for my "Get Naked Rides" at night.It is great!

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 13, 2012

  I used to be a truck driver and usuall drove nude. I've driven from New Brunswick to Vancouver BC nude. Plus I always drive nude going from home to Bare Oaks nudist resort a distance of 90 Km.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Jul 13, 2012

  [quote]Has anyone driven a vehicle in the Nude, how far did you drive, was it daylight or nighttime. etc.[/quote]Don't forget to sit on a towel.
  

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 13, 2012

  SurferMan, I think you have stumbled into the wrong forum.

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• ME

  Member

  Jul 20, 2012

  I have done a lot of naked driving, in many countries. In general, it makes me a safer driver, in that I take great care not to commit any offence that could get me pulled over, or to be photographed by the high-quality cameras that abound nowadays. These cameras will often spot naked drivers even if they are doing nothing wrong. I came close to getting caught out once. Nearing home in rainy weather, I was avoiding major roads as it grew dark. Approaching a narrow bridge on a bend, I met a truck coming the opposite way in the middle of the road. I managed to stop quite quickly, but the car behind mine didn't, and rammed me. As the truck passed by, I was able to cross the bridge and rapidly pull on enough clothing to hide my embarrassment. I must still have looked a little flustered as I exchanged details with the guy that rammed me, but he was equally embarrassed at his failure to stop soon enough.Now, I still drive naked, but with great care. I've never noticed another naked driver, but if you think about it, how often do you actually look at what's going on inside other vehicles?

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• NA

  

  NakedBadger

  Aug 3, 2012

  Ref, # 289, AndyDi, those protective boots have got to be a royal pain when you're trying to slip out of a pair of shorts.  Glad to hear you've finished with PT and have returned to your normative "practical nudist" status 8^) !
  
  Badger
  

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  NakedBadger

  Aug 3, 2012

  [quote] I WILL drive nude in DC and around Dupont Circle several times  ...  ! LOL[/quote]Can't wait to hear about it!  Just hope not to hear about it in theWashington Post...
  
  Enjoy drive from DC to the nudist resort.  You'll have a few to choose from:  what'd be wonderful would be a trip from nudist resort to nudist resort, without wearing a stitch anywhere on the road from gate to gate ... (Should I challenge you?)
  
  Badger
  

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• BR

  

  Brian

  Aug 4, 2012

  Last time happened a few weeks ago. I had gone to check out a gathering for a local nudist group that had rented out a lakeside lodge for nude recreation week. I only had enough money for a day trip, so I went early-ish and stayed for the day. It was about 11:30 at night by the time I was ready to go home. Since it was dark out, I decided to just to carry my clothes in my bag to my car and drive home nude. I got a little nerve-wracked as I passed through a small town to get home via a shortcut, but I got through it fine. I made it all the way home, parked inside the garage, and walked into the house nude.

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  M_JimmieM_M

  Aug 5, 2012

  Here on the coast of Oregon today was the first really nice day of temps, after work and on the way home I just had to pull over and put on the one button suit to drive home.
  Life is good
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Aug 5, 2012

  While all this naked driving and exposing yourselves to other drivers is going on, are you sitting on a towel or are you ruining the resale value of your cars?
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Aug 5, 2012

  [img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rr7WUCiKnFw/RuBTQOHKtfI/AAAAAAAAAGM/uTQXBAYdATo/s320/nude_driving.jpg">

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  M_JimmieM_M

  Aug 5, 2012

  [quote]While all this naked driving and exposing yourselves to other drivers is going on, are you sitting on a towel or are you ruining the resale value of your cars?
  [/quote]you do not always need a towel, improvise, throw you tee shirt or pants on the seat. after wearing them all day they are ready for the wash anyway.
  

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  M_JimmieM_M

  Aug 5, 2012

  [quote][quote][quote]While all this naked driving and exposing yourselves to other drivers is going on, are you sitting on a towel or are you ruining the resale value of your cars?
  [/quote]you do not always need a towel, improvise, throw you tee shirt or pants on the seat. after wearing them all day they are ready for the wash anyway.
  [/quote]So you are sitting on, not wearing all day.
  According to the National Institutes of Health, the average person passes intestinal gas from 14 to 23 times a day and produces about 1 to 3 pints of the stuff.
  
  After all that farting,
  Are you sure you JUST farted? No skid marks on your tee shirt?
  Are you going to put your tee shirt or pants back on as you leave the car?
  
  
  [/quote]Once I get home I stay nude and the clothes are headed for the washer.
  If I think there will be skid marks I don not even dawn the one button suit until after washing. I do not like seeing them.
  

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  M_JimmieM_M

  Aug 8, 2012

  alwaysnaked, I gotta agree with you. when I buy a rig I run them until they are done and start with used rigs at that. I now drive a 2500 GMC which sits very high, so who would think I am not just going to or from the swimming whole with my trunks on.
  Also here in Oregon being nude to protest (a freedom of speech) is legal. the guy at the Portland airport who striped out of frustration in the search line was cleared of all indecency charges when it went to court using the protest clause.
  This guy doing all the complaining must live in a state without personal freedoms. I feel sorry for people like that.
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Aug 8, 2012

  I just love to read the confessions that fools post online.
  
  A couple of subpoenas for the records of a website.
  And the arrest warrants will follow.
  Registration as a sex offender for the rest of your life.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Aug 8, 2012

  OK guys, Use what ever excuse you can think of to show your peepee's to unsuspecting people.
  I just hope when they publish your name in the papers they do not call you a nudist.
  

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• ME

  Member

  Aug 8, 2012

  [quote]OK guys, Use what ever excuse you can think of to show your peepee's to unsuspecting people.
  [/quote]Now that's not exactly fair.  Driving nude is no more exhibitionism than being nude in the woods.  I'm not sure if your objection is to driving in the nude per se, or driving in the nude in a convertible in rush hour.  There is a difference.  If I'm nude in the woods, you wouldn't say that I'm there to "show my peepee".  But someone might walk up on me.  If I'm driving nude, what's the difference?  I can cover up when someone passes or if there's unexpected traffic.
  
  I think you are just grumpy.  Does someone need his juice box...or maybe a nap?
  

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