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Nudist t-shirt saying, what are the best ones seen?

Posted Dec 5, 2014

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eggman
eggmanOriginal Poster
Dec 5, 2014
I know we do not like to have to wear them but what are the cutest, funniest nudist t-shirt sayings you can think of?

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 5, 2014
    I don't need google, my wife knows everything.
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  • DS
    David Sipe
    David Sipe
    Dec 5, 2014
    NUDIST ON STRIKE 2     2 dam cold

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  • JO
    Joey
    Joey
    Dec 7, 2014

    "Naked under these clothes"

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Dec 7, 2014
    Nudism is the only true freedom.
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  • HA
    Half
    Half
    Dec 7, 2014

    "Life is short.  Play naked" with Calvin the cartoon character.  Also happens to be one of my tattoos.

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  • EG
    eggman
    eggmanOriginal Poster
    Dec 9, 2014

    I thought of another one but do not think wife will wear it.  "sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy but sunshine on the rest of me makes me hot"

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  • SU
    sunnmaxx
    Dec 9, 2014

    Simply "Play Naked"
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  • MB
    mr. bill
    mr. bill
    Dec 10, 2014
    NF either means naked forever
    never forget
    nudists friends
    a sign posted on the ranch-----------bare with us
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  • NO
    noodengr2
    noodengr2
    Dec 10, 2014
    just got another one.  this time in a white elephant gift exchange with nudist friends
    "We're all just nudist in disguise "  it has gotten a chuckle or two



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  • ME
    Member
    Dec 11, 2014
    "I'm a nudist.
    So why am I wearing
    this shirt"
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  • GA
    gabare
    gabare
    Dec 14, 2014

    i am completely nude under my clothes. i still have this shirt but doesn't fit very well now, got it over 30 years ago when i became a nudist.

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  • ME
    Member
    Dec 14, 2014
    [quote]I know we do not like to have to wear them but what are the cutest, funniest nudist t-shirt sayings you can think of?

    [/quote]Toss up between OregonJack and DanInOhio
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  • IH
    ihsomiet
    Dec 14, 2014
    It's not the clothes that define me, but who I am that makes all the difference.
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  • ME
    Member
    Jan 1, 2015
    I  have  one  that  says   "The  Skinny  Dipper"  and  has  a  silhouette  of  5  kids  running  towards  the  end  of  a  dock  as  if  they  are  going  to  dive  in.   It  also  has  a  definition  of  a  skinny  dipper  written  out  on  the  back.  I  got  it  from  the  Naturist  Society  years  ago.   I  also  have  a  Dilbert  t-shirt  that  says  casual  day  and  shows  a  naked  guy  as  well  as  one  in  a  toga,  and  one  in  a  tutu.      I  sometimes  wish  there  was  a  place  where   we  could  get  t-shirts  that  are  more  or  less  skin  toned  so  that  we  could  wear  them  out  and  about  and  have  people  do  double  takes.
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  • EG
    eggman
    eggmanOriginal Poster
    Jan 1, 2015
    [quote]I  have  one  that  says   "The  Skinny  Dipper"  and  has  a  silhouette  of  5  kids  running  towards  the  end  of  a  dock  as  if  they  are  going  to  dive  in.   It  also  has  a  definition  of  a  skinny  dipper  written  out  on  the  back.  I  got  it  from  the  Naturist  Society  years  ago.   I  also  have  a  Dilbert  t-shirt  that  says  casual  day  and  shows  a  naked  guy  as  well  as  one  in  a  toga,  and  one  in  a  tutu.      I  sometimes  wish  there  was  a  place  where   we  could  get  t-shirts  that  are  more  or  less  skin  toned  so  that  we  could  wear  them  out  and  about  and  have  people  do  double  takes.
    [/quote]That would be funny one that has nipples ,hair (for the guys) and a belly button maybe even a mold looking spot. LOL
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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Lakeman221
    Jan 2, 2015
    [quote]I  have  one  that  says   "The  Skinny  Dipper"  and  has  a  silhouette  of  5  kids  running  towards  the  end  of  a  dock  as  if  they  are  going  to  dive  in.   It  also  has  a  definition  of  a  skinny  dipper  written  out  on  the  back.  I  got  it  from  the  Naturist  Society  years  ago.   I  also  have  a  Dilbert  t-shirt  that  says  casual  day  and  shows  a  naked  guy  as  well  as  one  in  a  toga,  and  one  in  a  tutu.      I  sometimes  wish  there  was  a  place  where   we  could  get  t-shirts  that  are  more  or  less  skin  toned  so  that  we  could  wear  them  out  and  about  and  have  people  do  double  takes.
    [/quote]
    I have seen some like that, that had an upper torso airbrushed on them. Male and female forms. They do make you do a double take when you see them. They are very realistic looking. I saw a female acquaintance wearing one, at a local store getting things for their boat for a day out on the lake. I asked her "wishful thinking?", I know she can't look that way under the shirt. She said "yeah for Jerry", her husband.
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  • PA
    Paul
    Paul
    Feb 1, 2015
    [quote][quote]I know we do not like to have to wear them but what are the cutest, funniest nudist t-shirt sayings you can think of?

    [/quote]I have several;

    "Surf Naked ... it adds color on your cheeks" ...."Golf Naked ... break out the Big Wood" .... "Life's Short ... "Drive your Jeep Naked", "Play Naked"," Camp Naked", "Fight Fire Naked"  ...  "I Get Naked Regularly"- Naked Winery, Hood River, OR    ... just to name a few.

    :D


    Have another nudist t-shirt saying for you;  Garden Naked - It'll Grow On You ![/quote]
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  • MI
    Mitch
    Mitch
    Feb 18, 2015
    It was not a nudist tshirt per se, but my dad had a shirt that said, "I have everything I had when I was 20...only lower"
    Stay naked!
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  • KI
    KilgoreTrout
    KilgoreTrout
    Apr 2, 2015
    Objects in the rear view may appear larger than they are
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