April fool

The wife kicked my ass! 1) I downloaded the BSOD screensaver from MicroSoft. 2) Wrote "April fool" on a Postit note and stuck it on the bottom of her optical mouse. I couldn't keep a straight face when she called me to investigate her 'BSOD'. I chuckled and hit esc. First asskick. I hung around to "make sure everything was OK" and she discovered the mouse was hosed. I says 'check the batteries'. She unceremoniously ripped off the Postit. Second asskick. She then called her sister and told her I was an expletive - laughing.