Let's Bring Back the Ancient Tradition of Cupping

Let's bring back the ancient tradition of cupping. What's cupping? I first saw this mentioned on a g0y site. Upon greeting or departing, one briefly cups the other man's balls with your hand. The meaning and intention are along the lines of, "You're safe with me. I've got your balls." Which means a whole lot more than saying, "I've got your back." It also means, "I trust you with my balls." It seems to be connected with the practice in Roman Courts in which a man would grab and hold his balls while he testified. He was saying, in essence, "I swear by my balls that what I'm saying is true. If it turns out that I'm lying, then cut my balls off." Pretty powerful stuff. It's not mere coincidence that testify and testicle look and sound so much alike. Abraham (of Biblical fame) had his most trusted servant cup his (Abraham's) balls and swear that he would faithfull carry out his instructions. "I'm trusting you with my balls." So, what do you say, men? Let's bring this back.