tARZAN

Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his dick. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a dick, they give him a baby elephant's trunk. A few months later , Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?" Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, and clear...Arm good...long, and strong...but Tarzan not crazy about new dick... All day long, pickup weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass.