Thieves destroy my naturist year!

Thank you! Thank you very much to the scum who stole my sandals from outside the shower-room of a thoroughly decent naturist club, if you are her or visiting. This should make you feel doubly good about it. You have actually destroyed my only holiday of the year. There; I am sure you must feel quite orgasmic now you know how much damage you have done! Naturism has a reputation for being a community of honest people. How did scum like you manage to wheedle your way into the lifestyle? You don't think it's serious? It is the only week I got this summer! I have tender, easy lacerated skin on the soles of my feet and I cannot go on to the beaches or swim because they are all harsh pebbles. I cannot buy any replacement sandals anywhere in the south of England. So they were well worth nicking. right? It is no good returning them in a few days. What about my holiday? What is the offer of compensation? You can't afford it! If you are seen with these sandals you will not get away with it because the shop where they were bought was run by an independent entrepreneur who imported them from a personal friend. Name the shop and you are off the hook! Very unlikely, indeed! I now have people on the lookout; you cannot wear them anywhere in the nudist community in the south of the UK. I expect that one day we can find out who you are so that you can be blacklisted from every nudist event or club in this country as a common thief. Naturism was a magical place until you turned up as an insult to the naturist club, an assault on me and a disease on the lifestyle in general! Why don't you leave naturism alone? We were doing fine without you! My summer has been ruined! No regards, just contempt, Will Golden