The only thing I don't like about being naked outside is that I want to run with abandon and go have adventures, just like a kid exploring a new and mysterious world. But all I have is a small back yard, a back porch the size of a tiny apartment bedroom. Can't run anywhere. No adventure to be found on a lawn I just mowed. It just reinforces my desire to move anywhere in the world I can at least run on a beach or go on a hike naked without fear of police, fines, jail, and potentially branded a sex offender.