Peeing in front of nudist???? — Conduct and Etiquette on True Nudists

pnudegoaOriginal Poster

Jul 2, 2012

Hi there im new to nudism with other people, and was wondering what was the rule if a male or female wanted to pee say if we where in a jungle, at a beach or at home and they was other nudist in viewing distance should we go behind some rocks when on a beach, bushes when in a jungle, and close the bathroom door when at home? or is it acceptable to wizzz away in front other people and do any of you guys have any interesting story's about a peeing indecent when nude??????????

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pnudegoaOriginal Poster
Jul 7, 2012
nakedpatriot & openrange

so good you guys know what do if it happens again.

i was speaking to my wife and she said if you cut alot like 2 or 3 kgs of chilly's with your bare hands and it burns very badly you could pee on it to reduce the pain, once a lady from uk was there at our place and that happened to her, we told her about it and she found it disgusting, but it was paining so bad she wanted to try anything to get rid of the pain, so she went for it and said the pain did go down. so i guess it works.
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 10, 2012
[quote]peeing in public, how prehistoric? Or even then it wasn't normal to pee in front of others i suppose
[/quote]It seems that some people have not evolved fully. Pehaps in a thousand years from now, they may join the civilised world.
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sunnmaxx
Aug 2, 2012
Guess the golden rule (or yellow rule) should be "Don't assume you won't offend"
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Hawk
Nov 6, 2012
Not sure why anyone wanna talk about pee, but is quite amusing what all these people say on this thread LoL. Gee's and there I thought I had way too much time in my hands . . .
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John
Nov 6, 2012
A joke I made at one of the club meetings in Colorado while we were discussing club rules:

We fully expect you to take it out of the holster. We ask you to keep it unloaded, do not point it at anyone, and for God's sake don't shoot it!

john AKA cobeachbum
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Nov 8, 2012
I was a "newby", but I was never so stupid that I would piss in front of unsuspecting strangers. I have seen little boys do it, but never an intelligent adult male.
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DesertRat
Nov 8, 2012
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i was speaking to my wife and she said if you cut alot like 2 or 3 kgs of chilly's with your bare hands and it burns very badly you could pee on it to reduce the pain, once a lady from uk was there at our place and that happened to her, we told her about it and she found it disgusting, but it was paining so bad she wanted to try anything to get rid of the pain, so she went for it and said the pain did go down. so i guess it works.
[/quote]If you attempt to do this, be sure not to touch your private parts with your fingers that have the chili juice on them. Otherwise you'll really know what pain is.
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ManOfWicklow
Nov 9, 2012
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Nov 10, 2012
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ManOfWicklow
Nov 13, 2012
[quote]im not touching this topic with a ten foot pole...
[/quote]You could give the ten foot pole to the OP, he may want to cock his leg up it to have a pee.
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Member
May 17, 2013
[quote]I was a "newby", but I was never so stupid that I would piss in front of unsuspecting strangers. I have seen little boys do it, but never an intelligent adult male.
[/quote]Amazing how rude people get when a man simply asks a question.
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ManOfWicklow
May 17, 2013
[quote]I was a "newby", but I was never so stupid that I would piss in front of unsuspecting strangers. I have seen little boys do it, but never an intelligent adult male.[/quote]I agree with you, and they are not intelligent adult males. Anyone who would perform such an act can only be described as a child in an adults body. AND a person incapable of common decency in a civilised society. Some people just never grow up.
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Keith
May 17, 2013
Go to most Asian countries you will find mainly men but also a lot of women if they need to relieve themselves will stop where they are turn and face away from other people and do it
I myself have on my many visits to Vietnam have witnessed it in the major cities though the suburbs and country areas. What is deemed normal in one country may not be acceptable in others.
Here in Australia its an offence to relive yourself in public areas, especially in built up areas, so discretion becomes the norm if you have to go. For those who went off the deep end with your responses, we all don't live in your neighbourhood and as such have different values on many things so please be more tolerant to others and their customs and beliefs.
A simple answer to the question would have been, "No its not acceptable where I live". Instead of a tirade of abuse..
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Jun 3, 2013
As for where to lose waters far from a beach latrine, I've seen in videos that some places have a ring of pegs or sticks about ten feet around. Sometimes they'll put a ribbon around it. Then there's the water. Fish pee in there too. Best to go when nobody's near, or at least with the flow away from people.
Between nudists it's still polite to excuse yourself and step aside. Turn your back to them if you can.

In my twenties at one friend's farmland we would party, and clown. With the house being both behind trees, way up a hill, and quite a few acres back we would pee off the side of the large front porch. The owner would whiz to the side when he'd "beer it up" on the porch. When I got to my first party there it was clothed. We were D&D players, and when we gamed there if anyone went outside to pee (because the bathroom was in use) it was obvious. But at that porch party one of the guys talking with me by the edge just unzipped and started, unannounced. Three of our friends started bugging him for not "declaring the action". When I asked why, they said "Windage." If you're not alone on the porch your smell can hit everyone by surprise. With warning you won't breath too deep. On a bad day there might even be "blowback" hitting you. (point at guilty owner) So it was ruled that you alert others before you pee. Something silly and relevant worked. Firing flesh phasers, 16th letter of the alphabet (is P), 2-4-6-8! (I have got to urinate!) ... Me being one of three black guys would declare by saying, "Excuse me while I whip this out." (Even if I was nude.)
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Member
Jun 3, 2013
Some truely insensitive, bigoted and racist comments.How does the moderators allow these posts to remain????I mean what about the next Indian that reads this and thinks... Wow, these people are rude.I really don't understand why the rude comments aren't removed? How can they not be breaking the rules?I am totally outraged.
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Andz
Jun 10, 2013
[quote]As for where to lose waters far from a beach latrine, I've seen in videos that some places have a ring of pegs or sticks about ten feet around. Sometimes they'll put a ribbon around it. Then there's the water. Fish pee in there too. Best to go when nobody's near, or at least with the flow away from people.
Between nudists it's still polite to excuse yourself and step aside. Turn your back to them if you can.

In my twenties at one friend's farmland we would party, and clown. With the house being both behind trees, way up a hill, and quite a few acres back we would pee off the side of the large front porch. The owner would whiz to the side when he'd "beer it up" on the porch. When I got to my first party there it was clothed. We were D&D players, and when we gamed there if anyone went outside to pee (because the bathroom was in use) it was obvious. But at that porch party one of the guys talking with me by the edge just unzipped and started, unannounced. Three of our friends started bugging him for not "declaring the action". When I asked why, they said "Windage." If you're not alone on the porch your smell can hit everyone by surprise. With warning you won't breath too deep. On a bad day there might even be "blowback" hitting you. (point at guilty owner) So it was ruled that you alert others before you pee. Something silly and relevant worked. Firing flesh phasers, 16th letter of the alphabet (is P), 2-4-6-8! (I have got to urinate!) ... Me being one of three black guys would declare by saying, "Excuse me while I whip this out." (Even if I was nude.)[/quote]I agree, "declaring the action" (verbally or not) -- giving warning -- is a must, as a general rule.The urinary rules and cultures across the world... man, I did not know that! Well, except that I heard how open France is about it.Now if I'm ever the host for any hangouts that are nude (as I hope I will be), I'm just about to tell y'all, everyone, what the rules and culture would be concerning both peeing and pooping:Peeing and pooping should be at least somewhat hidden from random strangers passing by when on the street or a footpath (depends on the surrounding culture), and nottooclose to where other people are swimming or eating. Also, please warn people when you are about to pee or poop. About peeing in a yard/garden or a forest, I can't think of any rule I would enforce. I have an open mind. With all that said, when peeing and pooping at places where I would (as a host) allow it, I personally don't care how many people are in the garden or forest (for peeing) or "outdoor latrines" (for pooping) or even just barely outside thereof! I wouldn't have a problem at all with everyone nearby seeing people peeing and pooping outdoors, both men and women. I'd make every seat co-ed. I'm not in favor of pretending that those such natural and healthy bodily functions don't exist. They exist and everybody lets them out once in a while. I'd be sure and post a sign, however: "Latrine ahead. Beyond this point u may encounter the latrine being used" so that those who entirely don't like to see peeing or pooping receive fair warning from the sign. Long as whoever is peeing gives notice before peeing, and whoever's pooping uses the latrine in order to bury the poop, I have no problem with two or more people peeing and pooping in plain sight of one another while carrying on conversation. Please remember, though, that lots of others are not as comfy as I in this department. Remember respect and etiquette towards other people.
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renebbare
Jun 10, 2013
[quote]Some truely insensitive, bigoted and racist comments.How does the moderators allow these posts to remain????I mean what about the next Indian that reads this and thinks... Wow, these people are rude.I really don't understand why the rude comments aren't removed? How can they not be breaking the rules?I am totally outraged. [/quote]Agreed. This thread pisses most of us off. It is notnudist.Do any of polite society really discuss urination in this excremental fashion?
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ManOfWicklow
Jun 10, 2013
This is taking public peeing too far

[img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SpaO7eZcgWk/Sge_p_MA0EI/AAAAAAAAEaw/DePOhH9-74Y/s400/FunnyPart-com-pee.jpg">
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Hawk
Jun 10, 2013
[quote]

Not sure why anyone wanna talk about pee, but is quite amusing what all these people say on this thread LoL.

Gee's and there I thought I had way too much time in my hands . . .[/quote]Can we like just move alone please and remove this thread ???
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Tom
Jun 23, 2013
In the UK, the nearest toilets are usually miles away as the nude beaches are situated as far along the beach as possible, so this is a legitimate question in my view, usually if I need to pee I'll find a secluded area or go in the sea, one beach I go to people (males) usually go against the fence at the back of the beach.
There doesn't seem to be much difference really from peeing in the open to peeing in a public toilet, you're more likely to be seen in a public toilet than on the beach and as a number of other things prudists hate, it is a natural bodily function, if you got to go, you got to go.
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sunnmaxx
Jun 25, 2013
Yea, go behind the bush. BUT if this guy pees on an electric fence I'd watch
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ManOfWicklow
Jun 25, 2013
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Mike
Jul 27, 2013
[quote]Hi there im new to nudism with other people, and was wondering what was the rule if a male or female wanted to pee say if we where in a jungle, at a beach or at home and they was other nudist in viewing distance should we go behind some rocks when on a beach, bushes when in a jungle, and close the bathroom door when at home? or is it acceptable to wizzz away in front other people and do any of you guys have any interesting story's about a peeing indecent when nude??????????
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Mike
Jul 27, 2013
[quote]Where the hell do these people come from?[br ] I agree totally where on earth do these people come from , why on earth do they ask such stupid questions ,and why look for an answer on here anyway[/quote]
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