what's your favorite word for penis? mine is "penis" and always has been. i have no objection to demotic terms, but i will always say "penis" in chat or conversation.
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- MEMemberApr 8, 2024
Personally, unless its a chat with a friend along sensual lines, I prefer to use Penis.
Dick, knob, willy, crown jewels, prick, tool, cock, wang and others are somewhat derogatory and often, because the other person is somewhat embarrassed to use the correct word. I understand amongst younger guys in Australia that 'cock' is the preferred term.
But I am not paranoid about what word is used.ReactReply - PG
Peter gardnerApr 8, 2024My favourite word for penis is cock
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NigelApr 8, 2024Like Liverpool i prefer to use cock !
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BillApr 8, 2024[quote]Penis is the preferred word I tend to always use.[/quote] Please do not take this in the wrong way dirtdoc1, but with your (in my view) undeniable resemblance to the very famous British comedian Benny Hill (may he rest in loving peace), I am drawn to imagine and smile at the different terms Benny might've used if he were to have had a chance to let his imagination run on this topic. With his tendency toward ribald humor, it is possible and altogether probable that Hill did just that at some point on his long-running comedy show. I'd love to see what he'd offer along the lines of Austin Powers, if you've snickered your way through that movie series as many times as I have. One need gauge the audience before using the outrageous versions of penile references Mike Myers tosses out while in that character. I am now having an interesting craving for breakfast sausage all of the sudden - go figure! In that vein, how about 'wedding tackle'? In the right adult company, I'm apt to dive a little deeper into the ridiculous, with an uncontrollable need to not use the same term for the same thing more than once in any given conversation whenever possible. I have taught myself to always do my best to avoid any of the derogatory versions for these body parts, the genitalia we nudists do enjoy seeing regularly, and some of us even use on a regular basis for things besides those of the evacuative sort. So please keep your 'junk' to yourself; it isn't appropriate to use that term for our revered rods, unless of course your word usage is in fact comparing your dong to a Chinese boat for which you have a deep appreciation. Just like I would never reference a woman's vulva as 'pud' or 'cunt', given the way those words are likely a remnant of some sad masculine attempt to in some way put down these pleasure centers instead of raising them up to the sky where they belong, yelling the praises for what they do bring us, like 'heaven-scent'! Okay, I made that one up on the fly, don't hit me in the verbal sack, please. If nailed to a moving train until I state it, I suppose I'll pick the word 'schlong'. It's just a damned funny word! The word 'cock' works okay, but somewhere along the way you're going to run into a naked chicken farmer and someone's going to get pecked in the poker it they aren't careful. Penis is what it is, but that is a rather boring word, so I applaud those people who employ the less common terms for the dangling participles between there conjunctive phrases. And I have no idea what any of that really means, so please don't flog my dolphin with English lessons! Ah yes, a final movie reference for those of you who've had the silly pleasure of "there's something about mary".ReactReply - DO
DougApr 8, 2024I am all about situation. Usually use cock or dick, but if the situation is a bit more formal, then penis. But really cock is my fav.
ReactReply - EUeupraxiusOriginal PosterApr 8, 2024
thanks to you and to all who have replied. for me, the word penis fits all occasions, and i find it very erotic in intimate situations as well as formal ones.
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Stephen KonarikApr 9, 2024For me I tend to say penis unless friends and family then I will use nub
ReactReply - EUeupraxiusOriginal PosterApr 9, 2024
"nub" - hey that's fun
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Jacker52Apr 9, 2024Mr. Wiggly!!!
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RobApr 9, 2024COCK
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RonApr 10, 2024I use penis if around mixed company, if I'm around the men at work it is cock or dick. And if it's me and my partner is Mr Slick.
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DavidApr 21, 2024you have a great dick or whatever someone else wants to call it.
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PaulDec 25, 2024[quote]Penis is the preferred word I tend to always use.[/quote] I will use the word penis , if I don't want to offend anyone. In more casual, sensual moments - I may use the word cock or penis / with very open minded friendsReactReply - ST
StevenDec 26, 2024I like and prefer to use the wordcockto refer to men's favorite body part!ReactReply - PGPeter gardnerApr 4, 2025
My favourite word for my penis is cock as I always say I love guys looking at my cock
ReactReply - MEMemberApr 4, 2025
I like to use Penis, it is after all what it is and I just love the sound of the word. I have and will use the word cock or dick in a more sexual situation but never "junk" why would anyone call that part of their body "junk"?
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ColinApr 15, 2025I am interested to notice that no one has mentioned 'phallus'. Is that too academic? Is it useful to have separate words for erect (phallus) and flaccid (penis)? I sometimes refer to the membrum virile (Latin for male organ), but that is semi-serious.
Incidentally, how do people pronounce 'flaccid'? flasid or flaksid?ReactReply - PGPeter gardnerJun 27, 2025
Favourite word for my penis is COCK
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Favourite word for my penis is COCK
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CarlosAug 8, 2025Cock and dick. Better two than one
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My favourite words for penis are dick or cock.
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StevenOct 16, 2025Have always liked cock
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SmoothHouston78Oct 17, 2025Most of the time I say penis, however if its long I usually say that dude has a long schlong. Sometimes use the word dick if its speaking of one who has that appendage but is also rude.
ReactReply - PGPeter gardnerOct 17, 2025
Favourite word would be cock but i have used dick as well when meeting up with guys
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