Nudity not Lewdity at Howell please!

I had an irritating experience at Howell recently. It was a warm sunny day and the beach was crowded. I sat down on an improvised bench next to 2 older gents. We began talking and one of them told me that he had once given a "blow job" to Greg Louganis at "Black's Beach" San Diego. I asked him how he knew it was Greg. He instantly got angry and said, "do you want one or not"? Of course. I declined. A message to some beach goers: stop acting stupid or everyone will lose the opportunity to sunbath here sans suite.