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Shorter shorts

Posted Jul 21, 2020

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Tom D
Tom DOriginal Poster
Jul 21, 2020
Some of my gym shorts are wearing out so I ordered 2 new pair yesterday.
Since our grandson is here more and I am going less places that expect better dress, my gym shorts have seen a lot of use lately
My current supply has inseams in the 8" (20 cm) range, well above the knee but not really short.
Wanted to try something shorter so I ordered one pair with a 4" inseam and one with 5".
Will be fine at home, but don't know how it will work when I eventually get back to the gym since I never wear underwear.
One of the reviewers called them the ideal work at home uniform.
I suspect most of us would disagree and say that the ideal at home work uniform is nothing at all!
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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Jul 30, 2020

    Other short shorts arrived yesterday. Inseam is closer to 5" than the advertised 4".
    Still much more comfortable than the 8" I have been wearing at snug enough on the thighs to avoid accidental exposure.

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    Olly
    Olly
    Aug 5, 2020

    For a short inseam buy shorts with a modesty liner and cut it out. They get down to 2 inch inseam - short enough for any bits to fall out. Having said that I have moved on to short kilts - no inseam.

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Aug 5, 2020
    [quote]For a short inseam buy shorts with a modesty liner and cut it out. They get down to 2 inch inseam - short enough for any bits to fall out. Having said that I have moved on to short kilts - no inseam.[/quote] Don't really want anything falling out in public, so I will stick to the 5 inch range. I should try a kilt. Do they make them in cotton?
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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Aug 26, 2020

    Will order a pair of 3" next time. Even if too short for the gym I can still wear them in the front yard.

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Sep 3, 2020

    Went the next step down and ordered a pair with a 3" inseam.
    Probably won't be able to wear them to the gym, but they should be fine for yard work or when I can't be nude at home.

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Sep 4, 2020

    3" shorts arrived today.
    Perfect for yard work and when I can't be naked at home but probably too short for the gym.

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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Sep 5, 2020

    Wore them for a while yesterday. Even better than expected.
    Notch on side gives a little more leg freedom.
    If you put something in the pocket, it hangs below the hem.
    Just like the shorts I wore many years ago.
    Back then I almost always wore briefs, so i didn't get to fully appreciate how great shorts like this could be!

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2020

    So now that I have decided not to go back to the gym, I will need fewer pair of gym shorts and have no need of anything longer than 5". Should I toss my remaining 8" gym shorts now or wait until they wear out and not replace them?

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    Olly
    Olly
    Dec 26, 2020
    [quote]So now that I have decided not to go back to the gym, I will no need of any shorts longer than 5". Should I toss my remaining 8" gym shorts now [/quote] Yes toss them NOW
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Dec 26, 2020

    I've been anxious to rip up some clothing lately so I guess I might as well do it soon.
    Maybe I can even find a shirt or 2 that I can do without.

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    snooplum
    snooplum
    Dec 26, 2020

    Toss them all

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Dec 29, 2020
    [quote]Toss them all[/quote] I assume you meant toss all the shorter ones, not all my gym shorts. I do need to work in the front yard sometimes. Plus our grandson is here a lot and we have friends over at times so I can't be nude.
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Dec 29, 2020

    So far, all together 3 people have said toss and one said keep until they wear out.
    They will be going soon.

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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Jan 7, 2021
    [quote]For a short inseam buy shorts with a modesty liner and cut it out. They get down to 2 inch inseam - short enough for any bits to fall out. Having said that I have moved on to short kilts - no inseam.[/quote] These are about 2" and come unlined. Is this the type of shorts you were talking about? https://skinzwear.com/product_detail.php?prodID=73&name=product_detail.php?prodID=73&name=Swimsuit-Cover-Up-Split-Running-Shorts-in-Red
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Jan 8, 2021
    [quote]For a short inseam buy shorts with a modesty liner and cut it out. They get down to 2 inch inseam - short enough for any bits to fall out. Having said that I have moved on to short kilts - no inseam.[/quote] have you found that you have to wear long pants more often now that you don't have any shorts? Are there places and situations where you could wear shorts but kilts would not be allowed or appropriate?
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Jan 8, 2021
    [quote]So now that I have decided not to go back to the gym, I will need fewer pair of gym shorts and have no need of anything longer than 5". Should I toss my remaining 8" gym shorts now or wait until they wear out and not replace them?[/quote] 8" shorts are shredded and in the trash. Waited until today so I would have time to destroy them at my leisure , but once I got started, I couldn't help ripping them quickly and getting the pieces in the trash. Ripped up a t shirt too while I was at it. A long sleeve t shirt will go as soon as the weather gets warmer. Don't intend to ever again wear gym shorts with more than a 5" inseam.
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Mar 1, 2021

    I was in a Zoom meeting wearing a t shirt and my 5" inseam gym short. I stood up to get something and someone said "If you are in your boxers you shouldn't stand up." I just said "They're gym shorts" and sat down Should have said "I would never do that since I don't own underwear" but though that might be TMI.

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    John
    John
    Apr 25, 2021
    My cock is almost as conspicuous when it does not peep out as when it does in the lightweight shorts that I like to wear in summer.

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Apr 25, 2021
    [quote]My cock is almost as conspicuous when it does not peep out as when it does in the lightweight shorts that I like to wear in summer.[/quote] But in the US, if it is peeping out, you could be in legal trouble, while if it was somewhat visible under shorts you probably would not.
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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Aug 11, 2021
    [quote]3" shorts arrived today. Perfect for yard work and when I can't be naked at home but probably too short for the gym.[/quote] Shortest shorts feel more annoying and confining every time I wear them. Considering either opening the side and crotch seams for more freedom or just ripping them to shreds. Anyone prefer one idea over the other?
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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Sep 9, 2021

    Now that I am so comfortable with my 5" inseam gym shorts, I am seriously considering replacing my 8" cargo shorts with something the same length.
    Any opinions or experience with this type of shorts?

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    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Sep 30, 2021

    5" inseam cargo shorts arrived today. Perfect length for most activities, but may be a little too short for a few like going to church or playing in a concert.

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  • TD
    Tom D
    Tom DOriginal Poster
    Dec 21, 2021

    I have decided that as my 8 to 10 inch dress shorts wear out, I will replace them with 5 inch shorts. I do have 2 pairs of zip off cargo pants that become about 9 inch shorts that I can wear places where I would not be comfortable with the shorter ones.

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    Steve
    Steve
    Dec 21, 2021

    I'm thinking that nice dress shorts, even if shorter, would get you in more places, as it were, than unzipped cargo pants due to style taking precedence over length.

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