Alien civilization blocks humanity after receiving unsolicited nudes

Funny satirical article from the Beaverton: [quote]Immediately regretting opening the strange message attached to an oblong metallic object marked PIONEER found floating in space, a distant alien civilization blocked all of humanity on Thursday, remarking that unsolicited nude photos especially ones from inferior bi-pedal species are super gross.[/quote] [url][link]/link/d49e2b920d1770ca/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cudGhlYmVhdmVydG9uLmNvbS8yMDE5LzEwL2FsaWVuLWNpdmlsaXphdGlvbi1ibG9ja3MtaHVtYW5pdHktYWZ0ZXItcmVjZWl2aW5nLXVuc29saWNpdGVkLW51ZGVzLw%3D%3D[/link]Full article here.[/url]