Skip to content
T=
Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

Humor and Fun

And The Barmaid Said:

Posted Aug 18, 2011

Replies52
T=
Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2011

"Men are like....Animals
Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

ReactReplySubscribe

Replies

  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 18, 2011

    Men are like....Buses.
    They have spare tires and smell funny

    ReactReply
  • NU
    NudeInNewJersey
    Aug 18, 2011

    Just because

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 18, 2011

    Men are like.....Bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup.

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like...... Computers, hard to figure out and never heve enough memory.

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011
    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like...... Trains, they always stop before you get off.

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like....Oreos. Once you eat the cream they aren't good anymore!

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like...... Good wine, some turn into vinegar, but the best improve with age.

    ReactReply
  • DI
    diceman
    diceman
    Aug 20, 2011

    If you have a couple more of these, you can go to bed at 2 with a 10 but you'll wake up at 10 with a 2

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 20, 2011
    ReactReply
  • DI
    diceman
    diceman
    Aug 20, 2011
    [quote][/quote] You guys always make me laugh! Thanks!
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 20, 2011

    Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 22, 2011

    Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 22, 2011

    Husbands are like....Children…..They're fine if they're someone else's.

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 24, 2011

    Violets are blue, Roses are red
    You’ll never wind up in my bed

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 24, 2011

    Violets are blue, Roses are red.
    Go away, I’ll use my vibrator instead

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 25, 2011

    Violets are blue, Roses are red
    A couple of drinks and it plays dead

    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 27, 2011

    Men are like.....Mascara.
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 27, 2011
    [quote][/quote]    I find that very insulting, you should get on the next flight to the UK,  come to my house and apologise in person. Please phone me first, so I can have the kettle on ready to make you a nice cup of tea. MOW.
    ReactReply
  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Aug 27, 2011

    Men are like.....Fires. They go out if unattended!

    ReactReply
  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Aug 27, 2011

    Men are like magic lanterns- They need a rubbing to be released.

    ReactReply