And The Barmaid Said:

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  ManOfWicklow

  Feb 20, 2012

  This post55#should be58,but the phantom post pincher has had his wicked way yet again.
  
  
  
  The barmaid said I was the best she'd ever had.  I was feeling quite pleased with myself,  until I found out she was a virgin.

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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Feb 20, 2012

  A lawyer married a barmaid who had previously divorced ten husbands.
  On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
  "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
  "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
  Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
  but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
  Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just
  couldn't get the system up.
  Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order,
  he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
  Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research,
  implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
  Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how,
  but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
  Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
  Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
  Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
  Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was..... ah .......  God! I miss him!
  But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
  "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
  The barmaid said, "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
  
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Feb 20, 2012

  [quote]>The barmaid said, "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"[/quote]
  
  Makes you think !        Which one's the hooker.
  
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  Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster

  Feb 21, 2012

  #61
  
  I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
  
  

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