Periodically as I find them, I'll post Puns here for your reading enjoyment. :)
"The meaning of opaque is unclear."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn't have one. I always knew he was a little dull..."
"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
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- BEBerkyOriginal PosterOct 21, 2017
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
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"I used to be a banker but I lost interest."
"A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy."
"I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence."
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DesertRatOct 24, 2017The tailor was taken to court where he lost his suit.ReactReply - SP
Steve PapeOct 24, 2017I have no home, I have no control and I can't see any escape. Must get a new keyboard.
Are pregnant women body builders
You can't trust atoms, they make up everything.
A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza shop and says, "Make me one with everything."
"I'm getting near breaking point," she snapped.ReactReply - TI
TimJan 27, 2018I never knew time could fly until the alarm went off!
Why dont political asylums admit crazy politicians?
If you can get a sunburn with too much sun shine, why is too much moon shine so much worse?
ReactReply - TITimJan 27, 2018
I never knew time could fly until the alarm went off!
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