If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
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DesertRatAug 1, 2011[quote][quote]What did come first? The chicken or the egg?[/quote] The egg obviously. The question is not which came first the chicken or the chicken egg?[/quote] That's my line but you stated it better than I would have.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowAug 1, 2011[quote]What did come first? The chicken or the egg?[/quote] The chicken. And that is fact.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 1, 2011[quote]How much wood would a wood chuck,chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Never could figure that out.[/quote] I wouldn't know, but that one is older than me. Try and come up with something better, or lay off the bottle, ha,ha. Have a good day.ReactReply
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Curt, or CowboyAug 1, 2011[quote]How much wood would a wood chuck,chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?[/quote] Could 15 minutes really save you 15 percent or more ? HEY YOU WOODCHUCKS !! QUIT CHUCKIN' MY WOOD !ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 1, 2011
If you are driving at the speed of light and you
turn your headlights on, what happens?ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 1, 2011Hypnotherapist[quote]If you realize that you made a mistake, but nobody noticed it, was it really a mistake?[/quote] I'll be damned. You proved your point. No it was not a mistake, you did it on purpose. For those who still don't see it. SEE: Post # 9 - Hypnotherapist changed "Things to ponder" to "Things go ponder" Nobody noticed it until now.ReactReply
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If blondes are supposed to be thick, why do we see so many skinny ones ?
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 2, 2011
If you throw a cat out of the house, does it
become kitty litter?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 3, 2011
If a woman is working topless at a watch repair shop, would she be abreast of the times.
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Why do vegitarians eat monkey nuts ?
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In tennis, love = nought. Does that mean a man should nought his wife.
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If elephants could fly, would they be called Jumbo Jets ?
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Why is it that if you tell someone there are 1 billion stars in the universe they will believe you,
but if you tell them a wall has wet paint they will have to touch it to be sure?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 3, 2011
It takes a man 9 months to escape from the womb, and he spends most of his life trying to get back into it.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 4, 2011
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 4, 2011[quote] Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?[/quote] Ask the barmaid !ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowAug 4, 2011Why do we giveaidto Africa. Is it because they gave AIDS to the rest of the world ?ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 5, 2011[quote]Why do we giveaidto Africa. Is it because they gave AIDS to the rest of the world ?[/quote] AND Africanized beesReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 5, 2011
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 5, 2011
"I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do” is the longest sentence?ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 5, 2011[quote]"I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do” is the longest sentence?[/quote] It is, I'm still serving it.ReactReply
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macnudeAug 5, 2011[quote]Why does sour cream have an expiration date? [/quote] It may go sweet!ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 5, 2011Fast Food, does it have that name because it goes straight through you very quickly.
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misterbeanAug 5, 2011why DID Noah take Mosquitoes , Snakes, Spiders, Ticks, Fleas and CockRoaches??
how did he takes Sharks.
and nudist site imposters ???
Or couldn't he tell the difference either ?ReactReply