If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 5, 2011[quote]why DID Noah take Mosquitoes , Snakes, Spiders, Ticks, Fleas and CockRoaches?? how did he takes Sharks. and nudist site imposters ??? Or couldn't he tell the difference either ?[/quote] If you buy the premise. You buy the bit ~ Johnny CarsonReactReply
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Curt, or CowboyAug 5, 2011Is a pair of pants single, or double ?
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ManOfWicklowAug 6, 2011Why is spam on the internet called spam, when you can't eat it ?
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 10, 2011
What do people in China call their good plates?
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What's the speed of dark?
ReactReply - COCurt, or CowboyAug 12, 2011[quote]What's the speed of dark?[/quote] Obviously, the inverse of the other ! :)ReactReply
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RoosterockAug 12, 2011If a person is in a hit and run and no one is around, is it still a hit and run.
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What is nothing, can nothing be measured ?
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 12, 2011[quote]If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? [/quote] You get a speeding ticketReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 12, 2011
If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 12, 2011[quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote] In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 12, 2011[quote][quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote] In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.[/quote] Yes we have speed cameras, but not with a shutter speed of 186,000 miles per secondReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowAug 12, 2011[quote][quote][quote]If the cop can not travel faster than the speed of light, how would he catch you?[/quote] In the UK we have these nasty little devices called speed cameras. Perhaps this technology hasn't reached the USA yet.[/quote] Yes we have speed cameras, but not with a shutter speed of 186,000 miles per second[/quote] That explains why I've never been done for speeding.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 12, 2011
If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?
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- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 19, 2011
If aspirin doses are always "Take Two," why not increase the size so we only need to take ONE?
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dicemanAug 19, 2011[quote][quote]Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?[/quote] Us red necks do. Well, it is a season isn't it?[/quote] Yankees come south for the winter and damn yankees move there! (as I did)ReactReply - DIdicemanAug 19, 2011[quote][quote]If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? [/quote] You get a speeding ticket[/quote]No silly,... every one knows time stands still at that point!ReactReply
- DIdicemanAug 19, 2011[quote]I hate these hiccups[/quote]ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowAug 21, 2011
I'm pondering on what to post.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 21, 2011
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
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What’s a Kardashian? And why should anyone care?
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