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Posted Jul 30, 2011

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Jul 30, 2011

If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 16, 2011
    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 16, 2011
    [quote]Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
    .[/quote]

    And even more interesting if you're getting money from their estate.

    (122)
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Nov 19, 2011
    Sweating profusely in his new t-shirt and long pants, a tribesman in a tropical jungle asks the missionary,

    "If I did not know about God, the devil, and that it is a sin to go around naked as our people have always done,
    would I go to hell?"

    The missionary answers, "No, not if you didn't know."

    Upon which the tribesman demands, "Then why did you tell me!?"


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    buster83843
    buster83843
    Nov 19, 2011
    Uhhh, until you checked if the cat was in the forest he would be both in the forest an not in the forest because of the splitting into alternate universes.

    (Is that why I can never find my car keys?)
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  • ME
    Member
    Nov 19, 2011
    [quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
    [/quote]

    If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?
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    buster83843
    buster83843
    Nov 19, 2011
    [quote][quote]In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
    [/quote]

    If Doctors are suppose to be highly trained and educated professionals, why do they "Practice Medicine"?
    [/quote]
    And why are a doctors clients called "patients."  Most of them aren't patient at all.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 20, 2011
    [quote]If you are writing a letter with invisible ink, how do you know if you run out of ink?[/quote]

    The pen will become lighter.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 10, 2012
    When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 10, 2012

    Why is it, when you send a package by ship, it's called cargo and if you send it by car, it's called shipment.

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    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Cheri Donna Dawson
    Feb 11, 2012
    [quote]Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?[/quote]They've been sanforized?  ;)
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 12, 2012
    # 123

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 12, 2012
    [quote]What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? [/quote]

    Remove the mirror from your dining table.

    125
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 16, 2012
    # 125

    The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:
    Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
    Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
    Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ...
    Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS...
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 16, 2012
    [quote]Fact: 1 lonely person is reading posts on TRUENUDISTS.[/quote]Fact:  Now there's 2
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    There, Their, They're not the same.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 18, 2012
    [quote]There, Their, They're not the same.[/quote]

    No, now I Know.

    #124
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 18, 2012
    #125

    Consciousness,  that annoying thing between naps.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    # 126

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?




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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 18, 2012
    [quote]# 126

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? [/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    # 128

    During one minute minute the dove dove past my head and headed east.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    [quote][quote]# 126

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?[/quote]Vegetarians ARE crackers.[/quote]
    #129

    Now that's funny.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 18, 2012
    # 130

    My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Feb 19, 2012
    [quote]# 130

    My ex-girl friend switched sides and is now a vagitarian.[/quote]

    #131

    More like a dildotarian.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
    Feb 19, 2012
    # 132

    NO, she wanted to face her decision head on.
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