Witty Driving Conversation. — Humor and Fun on True Nudists

ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

Aug 10, 2012

The object of this game is to carry on a conversation, with some witty reference to driving, in each sentence. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN ( IF POSSIBLE )

Please copy and paste, just as we did with the song title ones.

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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 10, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 11, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 11, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 18, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
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DesertRat
Aug 18, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.
Perhaps he was confused with the horsepower of your engine.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.
Perhaps he was confused with the horsepower of your engine.
I asked the Pope why he travels so much? He replied, "Because I am a roaminâ€™ Catholic!"
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.
Perhaps he was confused with the horsepower of your engine.
I asked the Pope why he travels so much? He replied, "Because I am a roamin Catholic!
To some people, driving is transportation. To others it's a contact sport.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 19, 2012
A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.
Perhaps he was confused with the horsepower of your engine.

I asked the Pope why he travels so much? He replied, "Because I am a roamin Catholic!"

To some people, driving is transportation. To others it's a contact sport.

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random,
and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that:
(1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and
(2) they will always meet at the bridge.
~ Murphy's Law of the Open Road

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