womens.

The following was posted by me as a “comeback” to another “comeback” for one of my jokes. It got buried down by other posts within the same day and never got to see the light of day… Hope you’ll find it was worth posting again… Any way , ill stop mumbling. First of all: you women bare the blame for us having to wear clothing, it’s a shame and a burden you will have to carry all your life and pass it on to generations to come. We forgave you for that and even one of us (Jesus) paid the ultimate price for that so you have to forgive us for anything we do. EVER!  Second: The following is a virtual “pick a fight” , just for fun , let it be clear : I love women’s.! ( not that way! , well yes that way but only my wife, the rest of you I love as a human being…). Most of you I see as angels (but then again, daemons are angels gone bad… no? lol ) Now, lets get to business: you WOMENS … even god got it wrong with you at the first time! ( Lilith ) The next episode took place about 4 years ago when we just moved to venezuela: ( in her defense , it was that time of the month so rationality goes out the door for 7 days.. we know…) my wife comes to me at 08:00 pm ( !!!!!)” oh my god , I forgot to buy “always” could you be nice and go get me some” Me:  ok , give me the name and model She: no model , the ones I always use: “always” Me: I don’t know them. She: you see, you never pay attention to me. Me: its 08:00 pm. Store closes at 09:00. You really want to get into that now??? She: no , ok , go , call me when you get there. 08:15. I am at the store, calling her. Me: I am here. She: good , did you get it? Me: nop. There are 60 kinds. She: no , the green ones. Me: yes , ok , better now, only 20. She: what do you mean 20 , cant you see the difrence? I have been using them for the last year! Cant you remember? Me: nop. But I see where this is going. So you say , green always right? She: yes. Me: ok , let me check and see. Hanging up. I stand there for about 5 minutes staring at the shelf till the lady who promotes lipstick ( also , about 60 types) feels sorry for me and comes and say: do you need help? Me: yesssssss please! Well. Ok. At 09:00 pm got home Giving her the bag. She: no! you cant do anything right! These are for daily use! I told you bandages. Me: nop. You said “always” that’s “always” and its green. She: yes but if I remember it at 08:00 pm and its so urgent you should know!, how cant you know??? Me: cause I don’t use them. Hence I DON’T KNOW , I even actually don’t want to know! She: you don’t want to know???????????? Me: sorry. Yes I do. She: and this has no wings! Me: I agree , you said green! She: yes but the green with wings! Me: ah. I see. She: I cant ask you for nothing. You don’t care about me anymore. She ( yet): whats so hard about buying “always” Me ( stupid): I bought “always” She (angry): so why didn’t you buy the other kind. Me ( more stupid ): cause you said “always” and then you said “green”. These are green always! She: that’s exactly like with the pickles. Me: pickles? You didn’t ask for pickles. She: see? That’s exactly what I am talking about , you don’t pay attention! Me: what????? She: that’s exactly like when I sent you to by pickles when my mom came to dinner. me: your mom? We are in Venezuela , she is in Israel! She: yes! Remember? 10 years ago , when we just moved in together!   I rest my case!