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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Apr 20, 2013Sperm quality study a breath of fresh air for kilt-wearing Scotsmen
Saturday 20 April 2013
MEN who wear kilts have better quality sperm and are therefore more fertile, Scottish researchers claim.
[img class="imagecache imagecache-400xY" title="JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris" alt="JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris" src="http://www.heraldscotland.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/2013/4/20859238.JPG">
JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris
They say that wearing a kilt traditionally without underpants could provide the ideal environment for sperm.
For testicles to produce adequate levels of sperm, they need to be three degrees Celsius lower than body temperature.
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But recent research has shown there has been a global decline in the quality of men's semen over the past 50 years.
In addition to this, there has been a decline in fertility rates across the industrialised world.
Although the reasons for this are many and complex, it is thought that a reduction in sperm quality has played a role.
It is not fully understood why sperm quality is deteriorating but changes in lifestyle and increased pollution have been suggested as possible factors.
But, the new research, published in the Scottish Medical Journal, could provide men with a solution to their poor quality sperm. It said that since the 1980s scientists have linked tight-fitting underwear to impaired male fertility.
This was proven in 1990 when experts found tight pants increased the temperature deep inside the testicles.
Experts say that tight-fitting pants are partly responsible for declining fertility.
On average, tight undergarments increased the temperature of the air surrounding the testicles by 3.5 degrees celsius.
Dr Erwin Kompanje, who wrote the review, said a recent study found that there are even more serious effects of not airing a man's groin. Not only did it slow production, but it caused the testicles to produce substandard sperm which could not swim to fertilise the egg.
The study said: "It seems plausible that men should wear skirts and avoid trousers, at least during the period during which they plan to conceive."
The study added that wearing a kilt provides strong psychological benefits to men too as "it will get you noticed no matter where you are".
Ellen Thomas
Saturday 20 April 2013
MEN who wear kilts have better quality sperm and are therefore more fertile, Scottish researchers claim.
[img class="imagecache imagecache-400xY" title="JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris" alt="JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris" src="http://www.heraldscotland.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/2013/4/20859238.JPG">
JUMP FOR JOY: Wearing a kilt without underpants could help to boost men's fertility, as well as get them noticed. Picture: Gordon Terris
They say that wearing a kilt traditionally without underpants could provide the ideal environment for sperm.
For testicles to produce adequate levels of sperm, they need to be three degrees Celsius lower than body temperature.
Education
But recent research has shown there has been a global decline in the quality of men's semen over the past 50 years.
In addition to this, there has been a decline in fertility rates across the industrialised world.
Although the reasons for this are many and complex, it is thought that a reduction in sperm quality has played a role.
It is not fully understood why sperm quality is deteriorating but changes in lifestyle and increased pollution have been suggested as possible factors.
But, the new research, published in the Scottish Medical Journal, could provide men with a solution to their poor quality sperm. It said that since the 1980s scientists have linked tight-fitting underwear to impaired male fertility.
This was proven in 1990 when experts found tight pants increased the temperature deep inside the testicles.
Experts say that tight-fitting pants are partly responsible for declining fertility.
On average, tight undergarments increased the temperature of the air surrounding the testicles by 3.5 degrees celsius.
Dr Erwin Kompanje, who wrote the review, said a recent study found that there are even more serious effects of not airing a man's groin. Not only did it slow production, but it caused the testicles to produce substandard sperm which could not swim to fertilise the egg.
The study said: "It seems plausible that men should wear skirts and avoid trousers, at least during the period during which they plan to conceive."
The study added that wearing a kilt provides strong psychological benefits to men too as "it will get you noticed no matter where you are".
Ellen Thomas
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- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterApr 20, 2013[strong]I think there must be some truth in this, it does make sense.
So come on guys,
And wear a skirt,[/strong]
[strong]Give it a try,
Next time you flirt.[/strong]ReactReply - HA
HawkApr 20, 2013Why wear a skirt / kilt, when I'm already FREE-BALLING :-)
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterApr 21, 2013[quote]I was looking for an excuse to get a kilt since I dont know how to play the bag pipes.[/quote]I will never understand why anyone would want to spend time and money, trying to reproduce the sound made by treading on a cat's tail.ReactReply
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renebbareApr 23, 2013Latest kilt I bought was an Ozkilt - have worn it to several nude venues.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterApr 23, 2013
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treeboyApr 24, 2013LOL Man of Wicklow. That is good advice regardless of what you are wearing. :)
ReactReply - SCScoutniagaraJun 24, 2013[quote]Why wear a skirt / kilt, when I'm already FREE-BALLING :-)[/quote]How can you "free-ball" if you're wearing bifurcated garments? I own 12 kilts, and wear them around town. I've never had a negative comment about them, and I get to chat with many people about them and their experiences with kilts. :)ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterJul 11, 2014
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StevieLornaJul 11, 2014I have two kilts and two children, so I wouldn't buy one if you are thinking it will make you more fertile.
On the other hand, women seem to find a Scotsman in full national dress very attractive and have an unquenchable interest in what is worn underneath the kilt.
The proper answer to that is nothing is worn......................................it's all in perfect working order.ReactReply