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Dec 13, 2009

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.LINKJust how low were they hanging ?

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ME
Member
Dec 13, 2009
Thus another good reason to sit on towels!! OWWWWWWW!
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ME
MemberOriginal Poster
Dec 13, 2009
Do testicles actually change size ? My scrotum tightens in the cold and draws them up to my groin - but I've never noticed my nuts shrinking or growing.
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ME
Member
Dec 13, 2009
[quote]Do testicles actually change size ? My scrotum tightens in the cold and draws them up to my groin - but I've never noticed my nuts shrinking or growing.[/quote] nop no way , just the scrotum. has far as i know... any MD in the house to confirm?
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gabare
Dec 14, 2009
now that would be a site to see, ouch......
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Philfreeeuk
Dec 14, 2009
[quote]A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.LINKJust how low were they hanging ?[/quote] Sounds like a tall storey to me!
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ME
Member
Jan 13, 2010
This does not seem likely and probably made up. Penises shrink with the cold as does the scrotum but the balls don't, unless a doctor can verify this as true I reckon this is crap. But if its true this would hurt.
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mrsun57
Mar 10, 2010
I heard this a while back. A man in California was taken his morning shower with his shower door a jar. While soaping up, his cat, who was watching decided to pounce upon his dangling member. The man is so surprised he slips and falls, crashing through the shower door. He calls 911 and helps arrives. Mind you this guy lives in a second story apartment. While explaining to the paramedics what happened, he was already on the gurnee, the paramedics laughed so hard that they let loose and the man and gurnee goes crashing down the stairs. The poor man ends up with a broken leg.
Now I have to say ouch!
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Cheri Donna Dawson
Mar 10, 2010
[quote]A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.LINKJust how low were they hanging ?[/quote] A good reason to sit on a towel?
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RunningBare1
Oct 16, 2010
[quote]A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.LINKDid we even need to read this ? Just how low were they hanging ?[/quote]
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RunningBare1
Oct 16, 2010
[quote]My legs are crossed just thinking about it. We might have another very strong argument for using towels on resort chairs.[/quote] I agree with the towel !
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DesertRat
Oct 19, 2010
This sounds like someone is trying to create an urban legend. I don't believe it!
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gymnostim
Oct 20, 2010
The only way I can see this happening is if they were wet and slippery from swimming, but even then...if a tender part of my body slipped through some slats, I think I'd notice right away! I find it hard to believe.
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kramtrohs
Oct 21, 2010
that would not be nice at all.. im cringing!!!
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Sunbeam65
Apr 14, 2011
[quote]This sounds like someone is trying to create an urban legend. I don't believe it![/quote] Yep, have to say I'd agree with this... the beginning of an urban legend that will be retold and changed over the years, mostly because every man will hear the story & say OUCH, but then will pass along the story to their buddies.
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kramtrohs
Apr 15, 2011
Ohhh.. that's gotta hurt!!
Another good example of why you should use a towel!!
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Leo
Apr 15, 2011
[quote][quote]I heard this a while back. A man in California was taken his morning shower with his shower door a jar. While soaping up, his cat, who was watching decided to pounce upon his dangling member. The man is so surprised he slips and falls, crashing through the shower door. He calls 911 and helps arrives. Mind you this guy lives in a second story apartment. While explaining to the paramedics what happened, he was already on the gurnee, the paramedics laughed so hard that they let loose and the man and gurnee goes crashing down the stairs. The poor man ends up with a broken leg. Now I have to say ouch![/quote] Just one question! Does anybody else find it remarkable that the cat was soaping up?[/quote] Just strike it up as to why you should proofread your post before submitting. Sometimes our thoughs go faster then we can type.
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pach94
Apr 15, 2011
This is an updated version of an URBAN LEGEND. Original was 25 years ago with a guy on his hands and knees under a sink fixing a leak, while in his robe, his wife got frisky and goosed him with a cold flashlight causing him to rear up, smacking his head on the underside of the sink knocking him out. Same ending though, with the Para-medics laughing so hard they dropped him off the porch. It was funny the first 13 times thru but is getting funnier with the number of people swearing it is true.
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pach94
Apr 15, 2011
That is FUNNY!!!!
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ME
Member
Jul 16, 2011
yes they do
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ME
Member
Jul 16, 2011
I am a nurse so I do know LOL
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Chuck
Jul 16, 2011
Always have my towel to set on!!!
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Roosterock
Jul 16, 2011
Never sit on the toilet and flush it, it hurts and doesn't want to let go.
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kramtrohs
Jul 17, 2011
I cringe every time i read that article!!!
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ManOfWicklow
Jul 17, 2011
Look on the bright side, at least there wasn't a hungry dog laying under the chair. ( Food To Go ) Ha,ha,ha,
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