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Things to do nude

how about a post on what not to do naked?

Posted May 8, 2015

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noodengr2
noodengr2Original Poster
May 8, 2015
just read a story about a woman who arrested for driving nude and  drunk the wrong direction on the highway.  To add insult to injuryshe had just left her naked husband and naked kid back at the rest stop.   he got arrested for indecent exposure.her rap sheet is a bit longer.  I am pretty sure the kid is clothed now and in protective custody. all occurred in rural Michigan


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  • DA
    David
    David
    May 8, 2015
    [quote]just read a story about a woman who arrested for driving nude and  drunk the wrong direction on the highway.  To add insult to injuryshe had just left her naked husband and naked kid back at the rest stop.   he got arrested for indecent exposure.her rap sheet is a bit longer.  I am pretty sure the kid is clothed now and in protective custody. all occurred in rural Michigan


    [/quote]All of these things seem to be stuff you just wouldn't want to do whether naked or clothed!
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    May 8, 2015
    OK! Let's get "Fryin' Bacon" out of the way!

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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Lakeman221
    May 9, 2015
    Don't run through Pompas grass naked, or even try to walk through it.
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  • DS
    David Sipe
    David Sipe
    May 9, 2015
    Lets see top of my list picking black berries and mowing stinging nettles
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  • LA
    Laker06
    Laker06
    May 9, 2015
    I haven't mowed stinging nettles nude, but I have hiked thru them a few times.  Not fun!!
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  • HA
    Hawk
    Hawk
    May 9, 2015
    Trust me when I tell you that trying to shave a cat while naked is a very bad idea :P
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  • SU
    sunnmaxx
    May 13, 2015
    Yes, just keep the drunked silly stuff out of the discussion
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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Lakeman221
    May 14, 2015
    Arc welding or cutting metal with a torch is not a good idea while nude either. Intense UV light, hot sparks and molten metal going all over, so a covering to deflect all that is HIGHLY recommended.
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  • GA
    gator1
    gator1
    May 14, 2015
    Chopping jalapenos while nude did not work out too well for me. :(
    Gator1
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    nudeonriver
    nudeonriver
    May 16, 2015
    [quote]Arc welding or cutting metal with a torch is not a good idea while nude either. Intense UV light, hot sparks and molten metal going all over, so a covering to deflect all that is HIGHLY recommended.
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    nudeonriver
    nudeonriver
    May 16, 2015
    [quote]just read a story about a woman who arrested for driving nude and  drunk the wrong direction on the highway.  To add insult to injuryshe had just left her naked husband and naked kid back at the rest stop.   he got arrested for indecent exposure.her rap sheet is a bit longer.  I am pretty sure the kid is clothed now and in protective custody. all occurred in rural MichiganÂ


    [/quote] stupid dont count with nude stories
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnude
    May 16, 2015
    Insulting the arresting officer.
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    Steve
    Steve
    May 16, 2015
    Installing fiberglass insulation (from sad experience)
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    Member
    May 16, 2015

    Installing new roof shingles on a hot day...especially the part where you have to straddle the peak.

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    Mitch
    Mitch
    May 20, 2015
    [quote][quote]Arc welding or cutting metal with a torch is not a good idea while nude either. Intense UV light, hot sparks and molten metal going all over, so a covering to deflect all that is HIGHLY recommended.
    [/quote]Well considering when fully and extra clothes on you will still get hot pieces of metal in your clothes; nude is a worse idea.
    Show me a welder who has not gotten burned while fully clothed and I will show you a liar.
    Heh
    Stay Naked!
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  • LA
    Lakeman221
    Lakeman221
    May 24, 2015
    Don't hug a porcupine nude, might not be such a good idea even clothed.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    May 24, 2015
    Do not drive around town naked exposing yourself to other drivers!
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    Hawk
    Hawk
    May 25, 2015
    OH hell no Thomas now you are ruining all the fun LoL :-)
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  • J.
    J.
    J.
    May 26, 2015
    [quote][quote]Hello...Do  You Love the Feel of the Air Surrounding Every Inch of Your Naked  Body? Do You Prefer to Be Without Clothes On as Much as Possible?<3 <3 thenorthface.com <3 <3You'll Fit Right In Here you findhot ski jacketStry it now
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    [/quote]The only problem with quoting the most recent incarnation of our tireless spammer is you inadvertently leave their advertisement in place long after their latest account is banned and their posts deleted. You should remove or creatively alter the website address from the quote so they don't get any second hand advertising. Anyone have any good ideas to use when quoting? Maybe change the link to point to the complete opposite of a nudist site... maybe a ski jacket company like The North Face.
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  • J.
    J.
    J.
    May 27, 2015
    [quote]OK! I will delete my quote of the A/H. Now you delete your posting of the same posting - then I will delete this one.[/quote]You did notice the offending website was changed in my quoted copy, right?
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    May 27, 2015
    [quote][quote]OK! I will delete my quote of the A/H. Now you delete your posting of the same posting - then I will delete this one.[/quote]You did notice the offending website was changed in my quoted copy, right?[/quote]No, Sorry I did not notice it. I'll try that next time.
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    outothebakyrd
    outothebakyrd
    May 28, 2015
    Gas weedeaters. Not good. However I did rototill nude this weekend with my steel toed boots on. I hope boots on still count as nude
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    May 28, 2015
    [quote]Gas weedeaters. Not good. However I did rototill nude this weekend with my steel toed boots on. I hope boots on still count as nude[/quote]Good to see someone with the sense to have suitable footwear for the job. I have seen many photos on here of people working nude and barefooted. Not all, but most jobs require some sort of foot protection, and people ignoring this, are either drunk, high on drugs, or brain-dead.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    May 28, 2015
    [quote][quote]Gas weedeaters. Not good. However I did rototill nude this weekend with my steel toed boots on. I hope boots on still count as nude[/quote]Good to see someone with the sense to have suitable footwear for the job. I have seen many photos on here of people working nude and barefooted. Not all, but most jobs require some sort of foot protection, and people ignoring this, are either drunk, high on drugs, or brain-dead.[/quote]OR Disabled
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