how about a post on what not to do naked? — Things to do nude on True Nudists

noodengr2Original Poster

May 8, 2015

just read a story about a woman who arrested for driving nude and drunk the wrong direction on the highway. To add insult to injuryshe had just left her naked husband and naked kid back at the rest stop. he got arrested for indecent exposure.her rap sheet is a bit longer. I am pretty sure the kid is clothed now and in protective custody. all occurred in rural Michigan

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Lakeman221
Jun 7, 2015
Don't participate in the Iditarod sled dog race naked.
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Besuliik
Jun 7, 2015
Most sled races would be a bad idea nude for most people.... Polar Bears (people who love cold) wouldn't have as much of a problem if any though.
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ShavedNudist27
Jun 7, 2015
Walk into a Police Station.
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David
Jun 7, 2015
Attend a Parent Teacher conference
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Lakeman221
Jun 8, 2015
Don't try to rob the honey from a bee hive while nude. If you do it, you like honey WAAAAAAAY more than I do.
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macnude
Jun 8, 2015
Attend your kid's graduation.

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macnude
Jun 8, 2015
Sell Bibles door to door.
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Member
Jun 8, 2015
I would buy a Bible from a nude door to door Bible salesman, even though I'm an atheist!
Probably shouldn't use a grinding wheel naked, and naked welding is definitely out. I don't like sparks and bits of molten metal flying at me regardless of my state of dress.
Perhaps just an apron would suffice.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jun 8, 2015
Never go trick or treating
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John
Jun 9, 2015
Don't try to hang Xmas lighting on your house while nude...roof shingles can be pretty abrasive on bare skin.
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ManOfWicklow
Jun 9, 2015
[quote]Never go trick or treating [/quote]Some may enjoy being treated to a trick.
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macnude
Jun 9, 2015
Run for public office as a Republican.
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David Sipe
Jun 9, 2015
[quote]Run for public office as a Republican.
[/quote]A politician with nothing to hide mite just fly no matter what party. ; )
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ManOfWicklow
Jun 9, 2015
[quote][quote]Run for public office as a Republican.
[/quote]A politician with nothing to hide mite just fly no matter what party. ; )
[/quote]Democrats have more secrets to cover up.
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Good77
Jun 16, 2015
Being nude at a job interview
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noodengr2Original Poster
Jun 16, 2015
[quote]Don't try to hang Xmas lighting on your house while nude...roof shingles can be pretty abrasive on bare skin.[/quote]I have put Christmas lights up outside several times in the nude. If we get a warm enough late November day I have put outmany outdoor decorations in the buff. I did not have to crawl on the roof to do it.
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J.
Jun 16, 2015
[quote]Being nude at a job interview[/quote] Think outside the box... If the interview is at a nude resort, it would show initiative! (or that you were already there for the day as a guest and loved the place so much you wanted to work there)
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Laker06
Jun 16, 2015
Operate a hydraulic log splitter.
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David
Jun 16, 2015
Hike in a sandstorm.
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ManOfWicklow
Jun 16, 2015
[quote]Operate a hydraulic log splitter.[/quote]You could end up splitting the wrong log, thatwoodbe painful.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Jun 16, 2015
LOL
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noodengr2Original Poster
Jun 17, 2015
[quote]Operate a hydraulic log splitter.
[/quote]i have seen this done at Turtle Lake Nudist Resort. I myself have used a chainsaw in the buff. I did wear eye protection.
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Member
Jun 17, 2015
[quote]Run for public office as a Republican.
[/quote]I'd vote for that!
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Laker06
Jun 17, 2015
[quote][quote]Operate a hydraulic log splitter.
[/quote]i have seen this done at Turtle Lake Nudist Resort. I myself have used a chainsaw in the buff. I did wear eye protection. [/quote]A friend of mine was splitting wood (clothed) and the wood popped apart very quickly. Caught him in the groin, he needed surgery.
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