SO have you been busted?

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  nudefish

  Dec 10, 2013

  On Labor Day my neighbor was cutting down a tree. I saw that he was having problems with his chain saw so I took mine over to help him out. When we finished I came back home and stripped down and got in our pool. I soon heard a voice calling my name and it was my neighbor wanting to borrow my saw to finish up some other cutting. My wife gave me that look (she doesn't like me skinny dipping). I got out and wrapped a towel around me and went to the garage and gave him my chain saw. Don't know if he knew I was naked, but he never mentioned it and my wife didn't give me a rough time about it. I spend a lot of time by our pool nude and although I'm sure many have had the chance to see me, no one has said anything.

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  preacherbch

  Dec 17, 2013

  well,perhaps this wil  be seen as busted.I went stroling down a  stretch of beach in my town which was fenced in,and found a factory that produces ammo for our defence force.I usually go naked down the beach,and one day I scouted the premisses,and nothing happened,and the next time,I was looking for a bit of water and entered again into the grounds,and the next moment I was surrounded by security police and apprehended,while I was naked.I was apparently in an explosives testing area and naked and trespassing...when they saw I was no threat being naked and all,the called the normal polkce,whom escorted  me out of the company grounds still in the nude...I still had to help dig out the 4x4 vechile when they dropped me at the spot where I hid my clothes...their vechile got stuck in the beach sand.

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• ME

  Member

  Jan 5, 2014

  Well, I've been caught nude many times.  As a kid my aunt saw me leave the bathroom nude on my way to bed.  She asked me if I had forgotton something.  I answered, "No ma'am" and ran to my bedroom.  My mom explained that "our little nudist" slept bare.  When I was in my 20's, I rented a room to a summer intern from work.  He saw me nude around the house and knew I was a nudist.  One eveining, he went out with his girl friend.  I figured he would be out for several hours and laid down on the couch nude to watch some TV.  A short time later, he came back but I didn't hear him open the door.  He was followed by his girl friend who saw me clearly.  He turned her around and left.   I told him next time to give me a warning.

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  hockeyfisher92

  Jan 10, 2014

  Well this is my latest time. I was at my friend over the night and we were there alone well at the morning I knew my friend is still sleeping so I went drinking to the kitchen. Of course I was naked cause I sleep naked. Well it was really confusing when I drank and someone said good morning to me. I looked to the living room and his mother were there.. And the best thing was that because I was just woke up I had boner... When I went back to sleep she said that good stuff and laugh...

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  John English

  Apr 1, 2014

  last fall i got busted getting the paper by my neighbor our paper boy missed the porch and landed far end of it so i thought things were clear and ran off and aound far side ti grab it on my way back i saw my neighbor getting hers no wears to hide i just waved she waved back and said morning i went back in the house , latter on that morning i came home was pulling in drive way saw her thought i go over and say i was sorry we began to talk i told her she said she had no problem and it did not bother her.  i guess you can never tell  but my thought is if your nude and get seen doint make it like your doing something wrong just becouse you not dressed

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  Keith

  Apr 1, 2014

  I was not exactly busted but close to it.
  
  It was around 2:30am a moonless balmy night and I could not sleep.
  I went outside for a bit of a walk around the yard. Feeling good I decided to walk down the road a bit as who in their right mind would be up at that time in the sleepy hamlet I live.
  I for some reason I turned back and headed back to my gate when vehicle lights were seen coming up the road, so it was a quick dash to hide as they went past.
  Dont know if they saw me in the headlights or not.

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• ME

  Member

  May 7, 2014

  Came close once, but never got caught.  It was back in college.  My roommate had gone to class, so I figured I had the room to myself for awhile.  I went and did some homework nude, and decided to take a shower afterward.  Well, apparently my roommate's class let out early and he came back just as I was getting out of the shower.  I was dripping wet and had nothing but a towel on, so after a brief conversation, he dropped off his books and went out to meet some friends for lunch.  I saw no reason to get dressed right away after that, and got a few extra minutes before putting on some clothes and heading to class myself.

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  noodengr2

  Aug 29, 2014

  Let me count the ways.
  My rural home allows me to be fairly carefree about my nude lifestyle.  I go about nude most all  the time.
  Once while in the kitchen and 2 rooms away from any covering I heard a knock on the full length glass doorI had to streak by it to get some pants on to answer it.   It was 2 women collecting signatures for a school funds issue onthe ballot.  They were thrilled I signed and did not mention my lack of clothes
  Another time while in my winter nude , an open shirt,  I was tearing out drywall in the back of my kitchen.I opened the door to toss out a section.  If the female JW had been 3 steps closer she would have beenhit in the chest by flying drywall.   I think the flying drywall distracted her enough that she did notmention  my lack of clothes when i came back to the door with pants on
  while hiking early one balmy spring morn up the farmer's lane i have hiked the 2 miles nude many a timein the predawn starlight,   on the return trip I passed 2 camo clad hunters coming down the lane.  We passedwithin feet of each other.   I am sure they could tell i was bare ass since i could tell they weren'tTurns out it was the first day of Spring wild turkey season.   I now pay attention to spring hunting dates and not just fall ones
  The guy from the electric company came to read the meter just as I was getting out of the hot tub. nude and wet.he was startled and asked if it was laundry day.   But then stood there and chatted with me.
  those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.
  I am sure there are others.

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• DA

  

  Dan

  Aug 31, 2014

  I have 3 times by the police. (a.)Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. (b.)Once in the restroom at a mall. Some woman came in the mens restroom with her 10 y.o. boy and I stood at the sink with my manhood out and she called mall security which called the police which got me arrested. ARRESTED for being in the mens restroom, now that is a good one. She was the one in the wrong restroom. But because I had a previous record they knew they could make it stick. My life sucks quite frankly. Fine was like $600.00 plus a year reporting to probation officer which was about 35 mile drive each way...... Yep I have no respect for police what so ever. This is 3 times for those who have a poor reading aptitude.
  
  
  
  

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  Lakeman221

  Aug 31, 2014

  [quote]I have 3 times by the police. Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. Once in the restroom at a mall. .
  
  [/quote]By my count, that is FOUR times, not THREE. And you claim to have gone to college and still can't count? Now the mall incident makes FIVE. Maybe you should see about getting a refund from the college for some of your tuition.
  
  

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  Dan

  Aug 31, 2014

  Oh yes there was also the time I was asked not to come back in a big Dept. Store. I had on nylon running pants (loose fit) and they was somewhat see through but not real see through you could tell if I had under wear on or not from behind. 2 _itches complained to the store manager he called the police and they said that I tried to take the ladies purse, (which I guarantee I had more money than both of them put together). Police told me I was not allowed back in the store.... Well guess what, this Big Dept. Store (the whole chain) is now going out of business. Guess who is getting the last laugh. Would love to go in they particular store one last time before it closes and ask if they would like to tell more people not to shop there. For stupid reasons. Sears and K-mart
  

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  Dan

  Aug 31, 2014

  [quote][quote]I have 3 times by the police. Two times in college, once in the weight room, other time in a parking lot. Once in the restroom at a mall. .
  
  [/quote]By my count, that is FOUR times, not THREE. And you claim to have gone to college and still can't count? Now the mall incident makes FIVE. Maybe you should see about getting a refund from the college for some of your tuition.
  
  [/quote]wow I guess you can't read. But at least my figures are right........
  

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  Jonathan

  Sep 5, 2014

  I haven't actually been caught, but there was a near miss. I enjoy working out nude. We have an extra room where we keep the treadmill, and weights. I usually keep the door locked, but this one time i forgot. Well...i heard someone coming into the room and quickly grabbed my gym shorts and pulled them on. Thankfully, they were looking down the hall at one of the dogs and had her back to me. It was a very close one.
  

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  Sep 5, 2014

  OK! Next Exhibidiot.
  

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  ManOfWicklow

  Sep 5, 2014

  [quote]I haven't actually been caught, but there was a near miss. I enjoy working out nude. We have an extra room where we keep the treadmill, and weights. I usually keep the door locked, but this one time i forgot. Well...i heard someone coming into the room and quickly grabbed my gym shorts and pulled them on. Thankfully, they were looking down the hall at one of the dogs and had her back to me. It was a very close one.
  [/quote]Why would you quickly grab your shorts,is it not your home ?

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  noodengr2

  Sep 5, 2014

  your police one reminded me of my near miss with a sheriff deputy.   When I get up the first thing I do is streak outto put my dog on her run.   Sideyard in view of the road,  but rural and very lightly traveled.Just as I got ready to open the side door, I looked out to see a car lights in the predawn darkness.So before slipping out I put some shorts on.  It was a deputy with a paper in his hand.   He asked me if I knew so and so.  The name did not ring a bell,   but I took the paper from his hand which hadan address on it.   The address I did recognize being the one of the next house south ( 1/4 mile) unmarkedon the mailbox.  It was a summons.   He thanked me and left.  If he had come 15 secs later, his head lightswould have lit up my naked ass with his headlights as he turned in my driveway.   Not sure how he or I wouldhave reacted,  hardly public indecency since I was in my own yard and would only have been seen by car lightsturning in the driveway and not by anyone just driving by.   Looking back I wish he had 'busted me"
  

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• ME

  Member

  Sep 5, 2014

  busted just last weekend textile nieghbor brought us veggies from his garden  was in kitchen bare ass naked making a sanwhich and and our door that gives us privacy was open and storm door all glass seen right in

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  sunman44

  Sep 30, 2014

  Yes, several times. In the 70s I would walk a deserted section of beach. It was early summer mornings and I could tell by footprints if anyone was there ahead of me. I had talked many times to one old man who always fished. I usually wore a speedo. I was down the beach and nude and saw him coming so I just walked into the water and sat down. He stopped and talked so I just went ahead and got out of water and he was cool with it.Many times I would talk to my mailman as he delivered the mail. At some point, I told him I belonged to the local nudist club. He came to deliver a package and honked his horn. I stuck my head out and said I was nude and was he ok with that. He said yes so I walked out and got the package and we talked for awhile. I live in the woods. We were both mid 60s at the time. I was at IN cottage and nude as always inside. I was on the phone and did not hear a friend pull in. Instead of going to main door, he came onto the porch and the lake side of the cottage which is all windows. We were both surprised. I hung up phone and let him in then put shorts on. He said he used to go nude on his farm all the time.
  

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  cloudy

  Mar 27, 2015

  ha . sure have.   The most recent time was last summer. I was hanging decorative lights in our new gazebo. Standing on a chair, reaching high, naked. The wife was standing in front of me, handing the light to me. This was about 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Next thing I see is a good friend standing at the end of the porch. Must of been a sight, me naked, the wife clothed, her facing me at mid waist.  He just said "hi, I'll be back" and left. We giggled thinking about what he saw and what he figured we were doing.
  Also, a few weeks ago, a neighbor said he saw me walking in the woods last archery season. I usually walk behind the house naked. He didn't say if I was naked or not, I'm sure I was. Didn't make a difference, either way.

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  Gnorbodi

  Aug 20, 2016

  I am a guy and was busted fully nude on my own property of ten acres by my elderly male neighbor. This turned into both an embarrassing but kind of erotic situation as well slightly funny. At first I was extremely uncomfortable as a straight male who then became aroused and then later felt both guilt and turned on. Now months later I have been visited while nude by both he and his wife.Its a fairly long story if you don't mind long drawn out stories let me know and I will continue. I cant compress it into a few lines as I feel i would need to explain why a straight male (me) got turned on by being caught nude by an elderly guy.

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  craigop

  Aug 21, 2016

  One time a bud and I were camping during a very hot summer night. As I generally do I always sleep naked and told him so. Surprisingly he said he also slept nude all the time. So, it wasn't unusual that we both sleep naked that night. Some time during the night a park ranger came by the tent asking if we had paid to plug in the fan we were using. As he did he leaned over and looked into the tent. I guess he was rather shocked because all we heard was -ah,ah,ah, and a quick departure. We both laid there laughing so hard.

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  Jack Cox

  Aug 28, 2016

  You sound as if you were disappointed
  

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• GL

  glenn603

  Aug 28, 2016

  I've been caught naked loads of times by my Mum. The most recent was only a few weeks ago. While i was in bed the dog came into my bedroom and left my door wide open when she left. Just as i almost got to my door to close it, my Mum said she'll close it and saw me there completely naked and she turned around and walked away.
  

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• ME

  Member

  Oct 11, 2016

  [quote]We all want to be nude!! But have you been busted by a friend or relative being nude? truying to explain away the nudity... Let's talk about it...[/quote] Yes kind of often, but I don't try to hide my nudity. I usually change from my clothes to something more comfortable after a long day at the theme parks. I get to the cat drop the clothes and go. With just a towel on the seat and clothes in the back. I was doing this to leave and a friend came with us that day (in her own car) she was going to her car but turned to come back to find me nude. She turned and apologized to me. She knows I'm a nudist but she has never seen me or Laura(as far as I know) nude. We laugh about it now and although I'm not nude around her I don't run for cover either.

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