Harrisburg PA to Gunnison Beach, middle of August

This day and age there should be endless choices of things for nudists to do, but there doesn't seem to be.
I'd love to be able to grab my towel, throw some money at the driver, and jump on the nudie bus, but it doesn't exist.
Since I can't find that opportunity it will have to be created.  If you're a Central PA nudist, and would like to take part in the trip, get in touch...