MJmeister73

I'm an amateur racer of dubious ability, which is perfectly balanced by an utter lack of natural talent. Also fancy myself a bit of a writer. (Discovered the ability to read in early life, and quite ambitiously decided that one skill led naturally to the other.) Would like to have you believe I'm something of a comedian, and am armed with acting skills to rival Olivier - honed by a lifetime of pretending to be a normal person. Look fantastic in a Polar Bear costume. Stylish, debonaire, witty, charming... I am none of these things. Just a dude who enjoys having a laugh, hanging out with good friends with a quiet glass of fruit juice or two. Oh yeah, and I am also - without wishing to offend anyone - SO NOT GAY.

People, mostly. (Is it wrong to wish to meet an obscenely wealthy benefactor?) Here's as good a spot as any to say that I would probably be unlikely to accept friend invites from single guys - notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat. (On the other hand, if you're a comedian and/or publisher and/or producer of some kind offering me a ridiculously huge sum to exploit my talent and nothing else, that'd be fine!)

At the risk of overstating this, have an abiding interest in the lady-parts of, well, LADIES. Also the standard cars, planes kind of thing that many grow out of when they leave their teens behind; and that some don't. I've made my peace with it.

As do most completely tone deaf folk, I like to claim to be 'Eclectic'. In real terms, this seems to equate to anything that my lovely wife can't stand - or simply finds outright offensive. Tastes therefore run the gamut from Rodney Carrington to Ramstein. For instance, Rodney Carrington's, "Show them to me" is something of an anthem for me... Yep, I'm all class. ;-)

Is it childish? Silly? Irreverent? Lots and lots of fart gags? Yep, I like it. (Being a guy, and as already explored, we can take it for granted that I also enjoy anything with a) Planes, b) Cars, c) Action or let's be honest with ourselves, d) Boobs.) As an example of this combination, absolutely LOVED 'Black Dynamite'... Tend to like anything with Patrick Warburton in it. The dude is hilarious; could swear he follows me around to get his characters down...

What, other than me?