Maury

Oversexed senior dominant male, father of five -- I didn't make them by remote control, so make the connection yourself.

Someone who wants a non-romantic connection, preferably with someone who appreciates a perpetually horny man. It helps if you can hear and read my stories because they are endless. Very open to suggestions; who knows if something great could result from it?

Varied and many. Originally played six instruments for a living, trilingual, published writer with no small number of stories

Trained as a classical musician but also knowledgeable in musicals up until 1974. Have played in orchestras accompanying song festivals, can't stand rap (removing the initial -c doesn't change what it is)

Saw more movies than I can remember before 1970, but I had an overdose because of a cousin who dragged me to everything on a screen and said it was good if it "was funny." He also dragged me to Gone With the Wind six times, so I practically memorized it!

Can't answer this one; I can't think of anyone who deserves such a title.