Neil

I'm no longer a frustrated city nudist - after 50 odd years I have left London for Cambridgeshire and exchanged clogged city streets for fresh air and big skies. I can't change my username but my heart will always be 'in London' If you have any ideas for getting naked in Cambridge - I'm all ears I used to do Naked Yoga in a brilliant class in London ask me for info I would highly recommend it. Again if you know of one in Cambridge - please tell me. I am here really to build networks of friends to share information about opportunities to get my kit off. Im always trying to recruit Londoners particularly, but also Berliners which I like to think of as my second home. Also Germany more widely. I love the country and try and escape there as often as possible. Being naked is so much easier to do there. Worldwide too of course. I will often send friend requests to anyone from France or Germany that I come across - before Covid I would visit there as often as possible. So if you are here, reading this, that is why. I would love to think I have a global network of virtual friends sharing their local knowledge. I never turn down a friend request as long as you have a completed profile. I might block you afterwards if you're being a dick. Never have had to yet though. I'm slightly irritated that I have to re-state this, but here it is for clarity. I am straight. It says so right there, below this. I have always been straight, all these years. I have never been tempted to try it with a guy, and I'm not likely to change my mind for you. No, not even you. Jebus.

Anyone who wants to be naked too - in any environment. Feel free to add me on Telegram @neilincambridge or Wire @neilinlondon or Session 05d4f463c12aa8da4cda9099f955e4cd6f90643f5012831bb2e632a1a3cdb7f263 but if your goal is to persuade me to experiment with my sexuality, Id not bother wasting your time. Otherwise, lets chat.

I wish I could say it was writing but I am far too lazy and ill disciplined. One day I'll write this amazing book that's in my head.

Pretty much anything with guitars. I'm a little behind on current stuff, I've got two small kids, I don't even get to Glastonbury any more. Arctic Monkeys, obviously. Mind you I always the thought the best thing about Glastonbury was the naked saunas.

Not action, not unless they're really good (Craig - Bond especially). Quality romcoms (i.e. about 5% of all of them) - and just about anything else.

Lucas Radebe, Douglas Adams, and the person who takes us back into the EU whenever that will be.