Accidental Nudist!

A quick note on the last time I went surfing. I got a used wet suit from my cousin grabbed my board and hit Silver Strand. I stood there and studied the waves then made my attack. Not a spiritual thing man, I was there to shred. Anyway, seeing as I'm a poor swimmer and a worse surfer I decided to call it a day. As I left the water people were looking at me all along the beach. I thought I must've looked cooler than I thought. So I stood there and acted cool checking out the waves and being a poser. I walked all the way back to the place and again people were looking at me. Nobody was laughing but just looking at me. Again, I'm the coolest guy ever right? I get back to the place and was rinsing off and I got real cold. I looked down only to see that my wetsuit had ripped right there. My junk was hanging out for all to see. How I didn't feel anything down there on the way home I'll never know but I hung loose big time...strike that cold water, little time. Hours later I wanted to go again so I got some duct tape and went to work on the suit. I spent 5 minutes in the water and noticed the tape was gone. I walked all the way home with my board in front of me. Any beach can be a nude beach when you're stupid.