Worried about erections?

Are you worried about getting an erection as a nudist or naturist? There is an easy way to see if your concerns are founded: 1. Are you a man or a woman? - If you are a woman, you have nothing to worry about and should move on. - If you are a man, then... 2. Are you clothed or nude? - If you are clothed, you have nothing to worry about. - If you are nude, then... 3. Are you by yourself or are you in a group? - If you are by yourself, you have nothing to worry about. - If you are in a group, then... 4. Do you have a towel with you? - If you have a towel (like a good nudist), then you can flip the towel over yourself. - If you don't have a towel, then... 5. Are you just worrying or have you actually gotten an erection? - If you are just worried, stop worrying. You are part of the majority and won't get an erection. - If you have actually gotten an erection, then... 6. You are part of the 5% minority that gets random erections without a sexual thought. In which case those around you will know and you will not be embarrassed. In fact, you will have prepared for the fact that you would get an erection regardless of the situation. This means that the only people actually reading this last step will never actually get an erection in a public setting and should stop worrying!