What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

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• JE

  

  John English

  May 21, 2018

  Embarrassing I guess my morning paper boy has a bad aim half the time he misses the porch , one morning it was a little latter then normal I looked out and the paper had landed on the far end off to the side of the porch so I looked it was clear I ran off the porch nude to the other side as I was getting my paper I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back

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  noodengr2

  May 21, 2018

  I used to hike up the farmer's lane across the road. I would do it at all times of the day but mostly predawn. Several years ago it was warm enough one April morning to go for a nude hike. I had hiked out the 3/4 mile and was coming back when I saw lights along the road that I normally do not see at the hour. I did not think much of it, but continued back up the lane my eyes adjusted to hiking in the near darkness. When I was about 1/5 mile from home out of the darkness came two camo clad hunters. We passed within feet of each other. I said " morning guys" they mumbled " hi" and we each kept going in opposite directions. Their truck was at the head of the lane which is just across from my rural home. It was their headlights I had seen while hiking. Turns out it was opening day of spring wild turkey season. Nothing ever came of it. The farmer knew I hiked his land, if his sons or hired hands told him about their nude encounter he never called and told me to stop hiking

  I was hard pressed to come up with truly embarrassing one but did think what happened this past January while staying at a Airbnb. The guy was single, told me he was a massage therapist and I had mentioned my lack of clothes habit when i hosted guests myself when we visited the night before. So when I got up in the morning and went out to eat breakfast I stayed bare. When he came out he was " nope not in my house" I apologized and slipped on some shorts and a tee. Honestly surprised me from our conversation the night before.

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• JO

  

  John

  May 21, 2018

  [quote].. ... ... ... ... I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back[/quote] That's what usually happens in these circumstances.

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• JO

  

  John

  May 21, 2018

  The only one I can remember was one sunny afternoon a few years back when I was sitting on the back patio enjoying a cup of tea when a lady appeared from up the front drive. She wanted to thank my wife for some flowering poppies which she had been given the previous summer and had brought some photographs.
  She sat down opposite me and we chatted in a friendly way for about a quarter of an hour and without my state of undress being mentioned before she left.
  What had me totally embarrassed was that I could think of no way to offer her a cup of tea without standing and giving her a full eye-level view of my genitals.
  Later I took the attached picture of the view that the lady would have had when she arrived.
  
  I also had an amusing but less embarrassing incident with an accidental erection on an early naturist holiday I took with my wife.
  We were sunbathing naked on the beach when I, at last, persuaded my wife to come for a swim with me. While we were walking down the beach to the sea I suddenly realised that I was sporting a full erection so I tried to walk diagonally behind her so that it would be partially concealed and less visible against her tanned flesh tones. Unfortunately her reaction was to walk slightly behind me unknowingly exposing my erection to full view.
  She was somewhat shamefaced when I explained to her later what had happened.

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• HH

  

  HghySjoerdh h

  May 21, 2018

  In my early twenties l was with my girlfriend on a nudebeach in the early evening. We found a place far away from other people on the beach and start playing and massaging eachother. After 10 minutes a guy came sitting next to us and asked us if he could watch us playing. He thought he could watch live porn on the beach. Ok, we were both horny, but after that question we left the beach very fast and finished at home.

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• TD

  

  Tom D

  May 21, 2018

  I try to be reasonably careful so I don't have too many experiences like this but here is one nude and one inadequately clothed.

  One morning I was eating breakfast nude when our next door neighbor (older female) calls "Hello" and walks in.
  I just stayed seated so I don't think she saw it everything.
  She had already caught me in my underwear more than once when she just walked in.
  Eventually she learned to wait for someone to let her in.

  I had been working in the yard all day so I decided to shower before dinner.
  You can see the hallway between the master bedroom and downstairs bathroom from our living room.
  I only took my briefs into the bathroom to put on, figuring that I would finish dressing in the living room.
  My son had mentioned that his best friend might be stopping by, but I didn't care if a young adult male got a glimpse of me in just briefs.
  When I heard the doorbell while shaving I assumed it was his friend.
  However, when I stepped out of the bathroom, there was my son's new girlfriend, sitting in the living room chair that faced the door to the hall.

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• JE

  

  John English

  May 22, 2018

  Like Andy Di I can think of others also , we live near a river and this happened before the put the dike in we got flooded during the clean up we would use my mother inlaws to take a bath and do wash my wife went over first then came back then I went over I was cleaning up taking a bath and the phone rang (this was before cell phones) and it was my wife my mother inlaw yea led you might want to take this so a grabbed a towel and headed down staires my mil meet me half way on staires and gave me the phone I started to talk to wife and sat down my mil was at bottom of steps and kept looking at me and sort of smiling then I relized she saw up my towel

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• ME

  Member

  May 22, 2018

  Before I retired I used to have to be at work by 4:30 am. And come home by one. That gave me a couple hours to take a nap onnthe couch after a shower before our kids came home from school. Mt wife worked too at the time. One afternoon I woke up to find a plate of cookies sitting on the coffee table with a note saying "Thanks Mr. Rich". I knew it was from the kids next door for me helping their dad put their playset together in the backyard. Oh hell! I in a panic grab pants and went next door tom talk to mom. Thinking she sent the lil ones ages 5 and 4 over themselves. As it turned out she was with them, she knew I took the naps and wanted to surprise me as they did. She did admit to being surprised herself. She told me not to worry since the kids had seen their dad many times while dressing or showering. But did agree to knick before coming in henceforth.

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• JA

  

  Jack

  May 22, 2018

  I was doing my two week reserve duty away from home. It had been a long day and I got myself a pizza for the night. Got back to my own room and stripped down, like a good nudist I am, to eat my pizza au natural. Not thinking, I did not have the individual lock on the door because since it was my own room no one would come in. WRONG. A man and his wife opened the door with their key card (apparently the key card system and the computer system was not working and the BEQ staff assigned them to my room) let me just say they saw more than my pizza. Bu they apologized for something that was not their fault and life went on.

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  Frank

  May 22, 2018

  I often go to a river near my home during the summer to fish, skinnydip and sunbathe. There is about a 100 yard walk from where I park to the river, along a farm road through a wooded area, passed a usually closed gate. One day I didn't see anyone so I got nude after I parked, grabbed a pair of shorts and started my walk down the road Nude. About 20 yards down the road I heard a woman say "I didn't expect to see that today" . A woman was sitting on a 4 wheeler, backed into some bushes. She was watching for someone who had been damaging her gate.
  I pulled on my shorts then we talked for a few minutes. Turns out she had no problem with me spending nude time there, anytime. I have many times since.

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• BB

  

  Bill Bowser

  May 24, 2018

  Ive had several unexpected encounters with various textiles while I was nude, but I wouldnt classify them as embarrassing. I think all of us would agree that there is no reason to be embarrassed or ashamed of being nude, so why do we get embarrassed when someone unexpectedly discovers us while were nude?

  It has always been my philosophy to act naturally when encountering someone unexpectedly. This approach has been successful 100% of the time. I dont try to cover up, and I dont apologize. No one has ever commented on my attire, or seemed at all upset by it. I believe that if you act like youve been caught misbehaving, then others will realize that you know youre doing something you shouldnt do. We ought to stop acting as if being nude is a big deal if we really believe it is a trivial detail.Stop being embarrassed by your nudity.

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• ST

  

  Steve

  May 24, 2018

  [quote]I believe that if you act like youve been caught misbehaving, then others will realize that you know youre doing something you shouldnt do. We ought to stop acting as if being nude is a big deal if we really believe it is a trivial detail. Stop being embarrassed by your nudity.[/quote] Exactly. That's what I did one day at the Steam Vents here in Hawaii. They are/were an area adjacent to the currently famous lava flow, which had been dotted with steaming caves since a flow in the '50s, on ruined sugar-cane land, where people used to go for a natural sauna, clothing beside the point. I was walking around in there, cooling off in a misting rain from a long sit in a steam cave, when a carload of fully dressed twenty something men and women came down the path, looking for the attraction they'd read was there. So I said hello, and pointed down trails in a few directions, letting them know what was where; they headed off to a nearby grotto. Which, as it happened, was configured to reflect the sound of their conversation as they settled in. So I heard the fellow with whom I'd mostly spoken telling the rest of them how he had stepped up to manage their encounter with the naked guy - "I just treated it as if I had encountered a wild animal in the woods. " I was embarrassed for a moment, until I realized that I should simply take it as a reflection of my own complete unselfconsciousness about nudity.

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• ME

  Member

  May 24, 2018

  [quote]Stop being embarrassed by your nudity.[/quote] Bill, I agree with you in what you said here. This particular string is about embarrassing moments though so that is what we are writing about. I truly wish I could be 100% as you write. I just want to caution you to be cognizant of other people's circumstances as they are not all the same. The way in which I was brought up and the values which were instilled in me for years and years are certainly not in line with the values I hold now. Though I am working on it, I still have insecurities when in areas that are not designated for naked activities. So when I am suddenly put in an un-expectant situation, yes the feeling of embarrassment was an uncontrollable feeling. Indeed later on I did think to myself I should have just acted more natural but that wasn't my "fight or flight" response at the time.

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• ME

  Member

  May 24, 2018

  Agreed Andi. I suppose I am just trying to be nice but it looks like you and I see eye to eye.

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  May 24, 2018

  I posted this on a different thread. It fits here as amusing looking back on it. It wasnt amusing then, it was confusing.
  I had a weird bathroom experience a long time ago. I was at an old rustic nudist camp. There were two outhouses almost hidden behind some trees and bushes, the first one was for the men, farther up the trail was one for the women. I was nude of course. I had just sat down on one of the four toilet openings. Before I even started peeing, a young 8 or 9 or at the most 10 year old girl rushed in. she was also nude of course. Before I had a chance to tell her that the girls outhouse was a little farther up the trail, she was sitting on the hole next to me and gabbing away and peeing. She wiped herself dry and left. I hadnt moved, peed, farted or spoken a word. I sat there confused and kinda shocked for several minutes before doing what I came in there to do.

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• JU

  

  Jules

  May 25, 2018

  I put my dog on the leash in my backyard nude. She saw a skunk and went after it coming completely out of her collar.. I chased her. Just a reaction. I got lost in my own neighborhood. My wife found me. I was freaked out. Black man running around the neighborhood at 1am with a dog lost. Smh

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• SH

  

  shower1000Original Poster

  May 26, 2018

  I had another social faux pas a few summers ago at De Anza Springs. My wife & I and my sister and her husband were sitting on the lawn area near the pool deciding on whether to walk one of the desert trails when this couple walks up.

  We all had no clue who they were but right away he greets me by my first name and asks how our Marti Gras party went! I told him that we had to cancel due to illness, but all the while I was searching my memory trying to remember who these people were. Finally, after an awkward pause and noticing that I was stumped for a name, he dropped a clue by asking how we were enjoying our new patio cover.

  Then the light bulb went on. The previous winter rather than refurbish and repaint our old patio cover we had contracted his company to install a new metal cover with louvers that opened and closed. This was Tom, the project manager and he had been to our home many times over the three weeks of demolition and construction.

  Brain fart over, we did a quick round of introductions we decided to postpone the hike and sit around, gab and enjoy a few adult beverages.

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  nudony

  May 26, 2018

  I think my most embarrassing moment was at my first nudist get-together. Some people were sitting in a circle chatting and drinking; and I decided to join them. The chairs were the plastic, easily pliable kind. I was drinking my beer, fidgeting a bit, rocking back and forth. The next thing I knew I was flying backyards. I landed on my back, ass in the air, spread-eagled. I got back up quickly, jumped over the chair and landed in it, pretending as if nothing just happened. Everyone just looked at me like: "What the hell was that!?!" I played it off the best I could, but I was so red in the face that people couldn't help to crack a smile. Needless to say I never fidgeted again.
  
  My fiance had a similar experience at Club O. Not only that but it was her first time in a nudist environment. After some convincing she agreed to go skinny-dipping with me, choosing to remove her bottom once in the water (she was already topless). After swimming for a while we decided to get back to the shore. Once we got back to waist-high water, she decided to put her bottom back on. The current was strong that day, and the waves were high. The first wave knocked us over as she was trying to put her bottom back on. The current then dragged us underwater. The second wave flung us closer to the shore. As I looked over to my fiance she on all fours facing away from the beach, trying to get back up on her feet. It had been a bit scary; and I think the adrenaline rush knocked the modesty out of her. As I helped her back on her feet, we were now in just ankle-high water. I asked her if she wanted to put her bottom back on, and red as a beet, she just laughed and said that the "entire beach had just seen her rolling around naked, so there pretty much was no longer any point to it!" We both laughed; and I was just happy she was taking her unexpected nudity so lightly. I guess that was one way of being introduced to beach nudism!!

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• MI

  

  Mike

  May 27, 2018

  Andy
  He certainly needed to learn
  He would not be the first pool guy to have found someone nude around the pool and I am fairly sure you would not have beeen the first for him

  Perhaps he actually hoped to catch you out

  And that of itself is not an issue
  But carrying on like a silly young child is crazy. He needed an education and to grow up

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• NU

  NudeInNewJersey

  May 27, 2018

  [quote]I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDD[/quote]
  
  [strong]AndyDi
  I am confused. You just typed
  "I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."
  Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".
  In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.
  How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?
  How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?
  Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.
  But, please answer my questions.
  I am confused.[/strong]

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  Tom === Thomas S. Tierney

  May 27, 2018

  [quote]I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDD AndyDi I am confused. You just typed "I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about." Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked". In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate. How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock? How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock? Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard. But, please answer my questions. I am confused.[/q]NudeinNJ, Careful, If it matters, Andy will block you. He hides behind the block button. He blocked me many years ago. I manage to still enjoy this site on a daily basis. I wonder why he even has a pad lock dangling on the hasp if he doesn't use it. Seems to me he has a different definition of being "Caught naked" than I do. Being "Caught naked" as many times as he is "Caught naked" just sounds suspicious

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• MB

  

  mr. bill

  May 27, 2018

  My wife told of deliveries coming to the homestead. During chores had not kept an eye on time. Heard gravel crunching and turned around to see UPS truck. No longer able to run, or cloth to cover, just acted as nuttin' was different from last delivery. She said nice view and not sure if she meant me or the hillsides.

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• LA

  

  Laker06

  May 27, 2018

  Ii always enjoy your posts AndiDi. Keep them coming.

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• ME

  Member

  May 27, 2018

  Dont take it too serious Andi. We all know there are a few here as well as other forums that on only to comment on others or posts. Encountered it myself this week

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