What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

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• ME

  Member

  Nov 15, 2018

  The first time my wife and I went to a nude beach, we searched nude beaches online in our area and the closest one that came up was a "unofficial official" nude beach so we went and that day there was maybe 8 folks on the beach, its a large area so there is space in between everyone so we got naked and even though no one else seemed to be naked we rocked it anyways. Still wondering if we were at the right beach I asked an older couple walking by as we stood naked in front of them with nowhere to go I decided to ask this couple the question IS THIS A NUDE BEACH? They chuckled and said we were fine but it's 15 minutes that way and pointed in the direction of a large brush that came all the way to the water and said on the otherside of that haha So we knew for next time, which we have been a few times and finally we're not alone there. That's our first nude beach experience.

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• JO

  

  John

  Nov 15, 2018

  [quote]Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any? I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month. I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return.[/quote] Further to the above post, I can now report that the dining area of he Petit Natura hotel on Gran Canaria is completely OK for naked dining. However it is only open for breakfast and lunch. This morning was a bit different as couples were fully dressed ready to travel back home at the end of their holiday so that at one point I was the only one naked, my wife having wrapped herself in a pareo against the cool of the morning.

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• TD

  

  Tom D

  Nov 15, 2018

  [quote]Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any?I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month.I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return. Further to the above post, I can now report that the dining area of he Petit Natura hotel on Gran Canaria is completely OK for naked dining. However it is only open for breakfast and lunch. This morning was a bit different as couples were fully dressed ready to travel back home at the end of their holiday so that at one point I was the only one naked, my wife having wrapped herself in a pareo against the cool of the morning.[/quote] How often did you need to dress on the vacation?

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• BO

  

  Bob

  Nov 16, 2018

  I remember wearing cut off shorts and no underwear, and realized my mother in-law saw could see up my shorts,

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• BO

  

  Bob

  Nov 16, 2018

  with the internet kids have seen it all, I would not worry about it

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• BO

  

  Bob

  Nov 16, 2018

  with the internet kids have seen it all, I would not worry about it

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• JO

  

  John

  Jan 12, 2019

  [quote]Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any?I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month.I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return.Further to the above post, I can now report that the dining area of he Petit Natura hotel on Gran Canaria is completely OK for naked dining.However it is only open for breakfast and lunch.This morning was a bit different as couples were fully dressed ready to travel back home at the end of their holiday so that at one point I was the only one naked, my wife having wrapped herself in a pareo against the cool of the morning. How often did you need to dress on the vacation?[/quote] We dressed every evening to go out to local restaurants and during the day when we left the hotel to take the free bus to the nude beaches. The beach near the hotel is not a nude beach but that didn't stop me skinny-dipping and using the beach shower before breakfast most mornings. I didn't dress to walk down the street to the beach but usually wrapped myself in my towel. On one morning I took the time to record it on video which can be viewed[url][link]/link/1c5e35fb5f366cc0/aHR0cHM6Ly92aW1lby5jb20vMzAxNDQwMjc1[/link] here.[/url]

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• OL

  

  Olly

  Jan 12, 2019

  Three treasured recent experiences involved my kilt. The ladies all over Europe know of the tradition of wearing nothing under the kilt and they want to know for sure.

  The first was at the bag drop in Rhodes Airport on my way home. I lady asked what was under my kilt. I said there was nothing and would she like to see. She said Yes so I lifted it right up to show her. Her smile was brilliant. Not only that but every time we met (as you do queueing for security etc) she smiled knowingly. She had seen something her friend had missed. She was sorry we weren't on the same flight.

  The other two were on my last holiday. Number two was when a Belgian man set out to play a joke on me, accompanied by a terrified waitress. He declared that he was from the police and needed to check for any concealed weapons. I was patted down in the usual way and then the waitress was to check for anything hidden under the kilt. She was freaking out so I put her out of her misery by lifting it and showing there was nothing. The lady at the next table raised a glass to me.

  I'd had the question asked and had an opportunity to lift my kilt to a lady every time I put it on (which was only in the evenings having been naked all day). The bar maid took to lifting it herself after the first night. but seeing wasn't enough. On New Year's Eve I was pleased to feel a hand up inside my kilt feeling my bare bottom. I waited until it finished and then turned to see a smiling lady who I hadn't met before.

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• NC

  Nick Costello

  Jan 12, 2019

  So you were sexually assaulted! That is what you would be charged with if you had done the same to a strange woman.

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• JA

  Jamie65

  Mar 25, 2019

  My most amusing experience was a number of years ago. I was having a medical at my gps surgery and was naked on the couch he was just about to examine my genitals when his phone rang and the receptionist told him she had the test results he had been waiting for had arrived. He asked me if I minded if he checked them of course I said no problem and expected him to leave the room next thing the receptionist walked in and handed him the paperwork. Worse thing was she was the mother of a friend of mine and began chatting to me while he read through it and I lay there with everything on show replying as though it was perfectly natural.

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• ST

  

  Steve

  Mar 25, 2019

  I was at a not-so-remote volcanic site to soak in the steam. A lot of people did that nude, but the area was also in guidebooks, without any mention of the nudity. So, I was wandering from one steam vent to another when a good-sized group of people, talking loudly the way only tourists do, came around the corner.

  Nothing for it, there I was naked - and, as it the civic duty of every Hawaiian to extend Aloha to visitors, I briefly showed them directions to the various attractions, and went on my way.

  Moments later, I heard their conversation resume. "Wow, that was wierd seeing a naked guy." "Yea, I figure we're out in the woods, just interact the way you would with a wild animal."

  Didn't realize I had gone so feral as that, but not a bad image once I got over the surprise of it.

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• NU

  

  NudeColby

  Mar 25, 2019

  My embarrassing moment was several years ago. I had summer break from college and a lot of time on my hand. My best friend and I had planned for trip to a nude resort.. We booked two weeks at Cypress Cove. We booked a villa with a kitchen, as we knew it would be a cost savings by making our own meals and not eating out or eating at the resorts cafes. We occasionally did, but majority of our meals were cooked in our villa. About a week into our stay we befriended a young couple that was there and we all agreed to eat dinner at the resorts restaurant. Keep in mind my friend and I didnt pack any clothes. We both flew into Orlando wearing just the clothes on our back and each of us had a backpack of toiletries and towels. I didnt pack any extra clothes or underwear or anything of that sort and neither did my friend. After stopping at the supermarket to do food shopping, we knew we werent going to leave the resort that much.
  
  That evening we walked over to the restaurant nude and to my surprise everyone was dressed, including our new friends. We decided to stay at the restaurant and eat nude as it wasnt against the rules. I was just perplexed why everyone dressed up for dinner. Luckily there were a small number of nude people so we werent all alone.

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• J.

  

  J.

  Mar 26, 2019

  [quote]My embarrassing moment was several years ago. I had summer break from college and a lot of time on my hand. My best friend and I had planned for trip to a nude resort.. We booked two weeks at Cypress Cove. We booked a villa with a kitchen, as we knew it would be a cost savings by making our own meals and not eating out or eating at the resorts cafes. We occasionally did, but majority of our meals were cooked in our villa. About a week into our stay we befriended a young couple that was there and we all agreed to eat dinner at the resorts restaurant. Keep in mind my friend and I didnt pack any clothes. We both flew into Orlando wearing just the clothes on our back and each of us had a backpack of toiletries and towels. I didnt pack any extra clothes or underwear or anything of that sort and neither did my friend. After stopping at the supermarket to do food shopping, we knew we werent going to leave the resort that much. That evening we walked over to the restaurant nude and to my surprise everyone was dressed, including our new friends. We decided to stay at the restaurant and eat nude as it wasnt against the rules. I was just perplexed why everyone dressed up for dinner. Luckily there were a small number of nude people so we werent all alone.[/quote] The ratio of nude to clothed diners at the Lakeside seems much better over the last few years, at least during Nude-a-palooza weekend which we go to every year, plus this last Labor Day weekend and the weekends before and after this year's bare Necessities nude cruise (our only times there that weren't Nude-a-palooza weekends). We don't bring extra clothes, either, and noticed being nude we were in the minority the first year. The next year they put in the free glass of wine on Thursday nights if you dine nude and we weren't in the minority any more. That free wine bribe seems to have done the trick in getting critical mass so that people wouldn't feel out of place nude, which probably got more people to give up and wear clothes. We don't need the bribe to be naked, but a free drink is a free drink!

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• J.

  

  J.

  Mar 26, 2019

  Our most amusing experience was on our first nude cruise in 2013. The first stop was in Cozumel and we booked the nude snorkeling excursion through the ship. We were on the Carnival Freedom and there was a sister Carnival ship docked right next to us. While waiting to board the catamaran for our excursion, we heard people from the other ship saying that there were no morning snorkeling tours, so they were booked for the afternoon. The snorkeling itself sucked... we went out about 100 yards from our ship and paddled around over a pretty lifeless area. But then we got back on the catamarans for a sail down to a private beach area where we could spend a couple of hours on a nude beach. On the way back to the ships we all had free punch drinks and everyone was partying naked up on the top of the catamaran. A parasailing boat noticed us and kept weaving their parasail over us so the people up there got a good view, so we waved to them and kept partying on. About this time they started with the afternoon excursions from the other boat. We could see the first catamarans coming the other way. The lead one had their music blaring even louder than ours and was filled with a loud group who thought they were party animals. As our catamarans crossed fairly close to each other we waved over to them. It was this precise moment that they realized they weren't the party animals they thought they were, and they went silent and stared over bug eyed. It was hilarious!

  This year we were back in Cozumel and did a tequila tasting tour on our own. One of the men in the group was commenting how the tequila would be great on a nude beach or in a nude hot tub, or something to that effect, either to get a reaction out of his wife or the others in the tour. We talked with them about the differences between the Oasis of the Seas (which we had been on) and the Harmony of the Seas (their ship that day) and while we were talking told them we were on a nudist cruise. He said he had no idea nude cruises existed. Next year's nude cruise stops in Cozumel again... can't wait to see what happens then!

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• JE

  

  John English

  Mar 31, 2019

  I guess you put this as amusing ,A few years ago I was on Facebook and ran across a old school friend who I had not seen in years ,we chatted back a few times and we're catching up with things and she asked what do I do for fun with out thinking I told her I was a nudists she said that was cool but never said anything a few days latter she said so you really are a nudists I said yes and I was nude as we were chatting she said no way and asked if I had my cam video hooked up , I said yes next thing happens I get a video chat request so I hit ok and she pops (dressed) and we keep chatting . We still keep in touch and every so often she asks if we an video chat so we do I am nude and she is always dressed

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• JA

  

  jaybirds

  Apr 1, 2019

  This happened to a good friend of ours. At the time she was an administrator working for her school district and knew or had contact with all the school principals in her district. Due to her position and being very new to nudism she wanted to visit a resort that was distant to her because she feared running into someone she knew. So after entering the pool at a resort 400 miles from her home, she was shocked to see one of her principals on the other side of the pool! The kicker was that he was there with a woman that wasn't his wife!

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• IR

  

  Irving

  Apr 2, 2019

  That's a hateful post buddy. You don't come in here calling members "perverts " and such. Shame on you.

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• LA

  

  Lakeman221

  Apr 2, 2019

  [quote]This happened to a good friend of ours. At the time she was an administrator working for her school district and knew or had contact with all the school principals in her district. Due to her position and being very new to nudism she wanted to visit a resort that was distant to her because she feared running into someone she knew. So after entering the pool at a resort 400 miles from her home, she was shocked to see one of her principals on the other side of the pool! The kicker was that he was there with a woman that wasn't his wife![/quote] That was strictly a business visit for the both of them, for the school district. They were there scouting the place, considering bringing some of the biology classes there on a field trip to study anatomy up close & in person. Nothing else, I swear. She was one of the higher ranking school board members, so everything was just fine. LOL!!

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• MA

  

  Martin_B

  Apr 27, 2019

  Quite a few years ago, before I met my wife, i was on a clothing optional with my girlfriend. We both are nude. She had an important position in a big bank. We came across one of the biggest clients of the bank who him was textile. The moment was quite awkward for my my girlfriend. So were the professional meetings afterwards...

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• ME

  

  Me

  Jul 8, 2019

  Way back when I was single, I was dating this girl who was a bit naive to certain things but was very eager to embrace new experiences. One of the experiences was we made one day of the week after work, naked day. Basically we went to her apartment, got naked, and carried on with normal activities. Now she had a roommate who didn't participate, but was cool about it and she went on about her business as usual as though we were clothed. After a month or so, this activity became second nature to all of us. However, the roommate started dating a new guy and she happened to invite him over on our naked day. It never even crossed her mind about naked day and when he came over, he buzzed from the lobby and the roommate buzzed him up, again not realizing my girlfriend and I were walking around naked. She let him in and it took a moment for us to realize this is probably not what he expected! My girlfriend and I were just standing there stark naked! After a little discussion, he was okay with the situation and didn't seem to mind the apartment nudity. Of course having my girlfriend walking around naked was probably a good selling point! I'm sure that experience was shared with his friends. Now fast forward a couple of weeks and he came over on naked day again but this time when he came in, he shed all his clothes to partake. This caught my girlfriend's roommate off guard and was totally unexpected so the roommate had no choice but to disrobe and join in. So for the next few months, we had a nice naked foursome that expanded to two nights of the week and to us hosting a naked cocktail party for about a dozen people.

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• ST

  

  Steve

  Jul 8, 2019

  Great stories everyone! Loved reading them all! I dont have any embarrassing situations as of yet but rest assured I will share it here when it happens...cause I am sure it will eventually... ;)

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• ME

  

  Me

  Jul 9, 2019

  Back in college, I got a part-time job on campus as a nude model for the life drawing class in the art department. (This is how I got started in nude modeling btw.)

  Anyway, I didn't tell any of my friends what my job was and all they knew was every Tuesday I worked from 1pm to 4pm in the brick building on the edge of campus. Since none of them were in art, they had no idea what the building was.

  It just so happened, one of my friends borrowed some reference material from me and I told him I would need it back by the time I got back from work. It turned out he and his girlfriend had a prior engagement come up and they would be gone by 4pm, so he tasked his girlfriend to drop off the material to me at work.

  Now remember, no one knew what I did and she was under the impression she was coming to an office or something. She walked over to the art building and asked where I could be found. She was directed to the art room in which I was posing!

  The room wasn't big so needless to say, when she came in and I spotted her right off and the expression on her face was priceless seeing me posing up on a platform completely naked! She just stood there and stared!

  Fortunately the 5 or 6 students in the class were pretty laid back and didn't even notice her and due to the comfort level in the class, I just spoke up and told her I'd be on break in 5 minutes so just have a seat. Of course I could see her blushing and a bit uneasy while she waited.

  Now it was break time and I couldn't pass up this opportunity to increase the discomfort she was experiencing so when I got down off the platform, I did NOT cover up and just walked over to her--still completely naked! (The class didn't care because on most occasions I would remain naked during breaks and the class was accustomed to it anyway.)

  I got my material from her and it seemed like she couldn't get out of there quick enough. Of course this led to some interesting conversations the next day and over the remainder of the year, some of our group's female friends seemed to just pop by the art department every Tuesday!

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• NU

  nudie_iq7721

  Sep 1, 2019

  my wife and I like to go to a spot in Idaho that has a nice sandy beach and a swimming hole.and we always use it naked, spend all day there with some margaritas and beer for me. We were there a couple of weeks ago and were playing frisbee naked and looked up on the bluff and saw a couple looking at us. we yelled at them to come on down and join us, which they did, naked too. the four of us spent the rest of the day skinny-dipping,sunbathing and playing frisbee, nobody wore any clothes.

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  noodengr2

  Sep 1, 2019

  i heard this posing story from a friend. so not first hand experience.

  A college kid posed for an art class at his college. Two female friends sketched him and hung on to the art work. A couple of years later the two women were working at the college radio station when the model came in and applied for the job. he did not recognize the girls but they knew right away who the good looking young man was. They hired him and on his first day at work, they had decorated his cubical with the sketches they had done years before. He must have taken it pretty well. He ended up marrying the one woman. I heard from my friend who was at the wedding that the sketches did not surface at the wedding.

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