I’m detecting some fun here

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• BL

  

  blueiron35

  Nov 19, 2009

  I agree. There are serious matters here which need to be handled. One of my toes points outward when I have my foot propped up at the beach. Looks like its trying to run away on its own. Is this a sign of the lefttoerunawayitus I keep hearing about? Frantically waiting your responses!!

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 19, 2009

  [quote]I’m detecting some fun here.   I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities.   Some of these subjects include but are not limited to:  1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on?  2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long?  3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?  4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on?  5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon?  6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch?   (I hope that you have formed a mental picture of the tongue in my cheek.) It has been missed on several occasions. This is all in fun and is no way designed to poke fun at sincere newbie questions which I always attempt to answer to the best of my ability. Note to Linda: I’m still laughing at the post that you directed at me. I’m sure that you know the one.[/quote]    1. you can be a nudist even with your socks on but you cannot be nude while they are on.   2. I don't know if laundry detergent will spoil. Sometimes it gets really hard and impossible to pour into the washing machine.   3. Probably. Maybe you should get a widescreen computer monitor.   4. Maybe they have bad eyesight?   5. You don't have to cook the bacon but I have heard that you can get sick if you eat it raw.   6. Yes, insects sometimes bite sensitive places. I don't know if they scratch, too.   ...and now for the bonus answer...yes, I do know the post to which you refer, Art. I am glad it made you smile you cutie you!

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 19, 2009

  [quote][quote]I’m detecting some fun here.   I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities.   Some of these subjects include but are not limited to:  1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on?  2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long?  3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?  4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on?  5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon?  6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch?   (I hope that you have formed a mental picture of the tongue in my cheek.) It has been missed on several occasions. This is all in fun and is no way designed to poke fun at sincere newbie questions which I always attempt to answer to the best of my ability. Note to Linda: I’m still laughing at the post that you directed at me. I’m sure that you know the one.[/quote]     1. you can be a nudist even with your socks on but you cannot be nude while they are on.   2. I don't know if laundry detergent will spoil. Sometimes it gets really hard and impossible to pour into the washing machine.   3. Probably. Maybe you should get a widescreen computer monitor.   4. Maybe they have bad eyesight?   5. You don't have to cook the bacon but I have heard that you can get sick if you eat it raw.   6. Yes, insects sometimes bite sensitive places. I don't know if they scratch, too.   ...and now for the bonus answer...yes, I do know the post to which you refer, Art. I am glad it made you smile you cutie you![/quote] Great answers Linda. Im' sure that you have some serious subjects which need to be discussed.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 19, 2009

  [quote]I agree. There are serious matters here which need to be handled. One of my toes points outward when I have my foot propped up at the beach. Looks like its trying to run away on its own. Is this a sign of the lefttoerunawayitus I keep hearing about? Frantically waiting your responses!![/quote]  Dr. macnude does not see this as a serious problem however should the toe begin to point inward, call 911 and have your nude body removed from the beach.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 19, 2009

  [quote][quote]I’m detecting some fun here.   I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities.   Some of these subjects include but are not limited to:  1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on? [/quote]  It is traditional here also to wear a knotted white handerchief over one's head to keep off the sun.   2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long? Only if has a "best before" date  3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures? Need the question even be asked?  4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on? They are a) too polite or b) too ashamed to admit it (delete as applicable).  5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon? Ever thought of doing it in the microwave?  6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch? Ask the insect? Well, you wanted answers......[/quote] Great answers.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 19, 2009

  ...and now for the bonus answer...yes, I do know the post to which you refer, Art. I am glad it made you smile you cutie you!Linda, you're starting to make me blush, as I did in  the seventh grade.

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• TH

  

  Thomas

  Nov 20, 2009

  Thanks Mac and Linda, I needed a good laugh, you two seem to be able to do that on a regular basis.
  Thomas

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• ME

  Member

  Nov 20, 2009

  [quote]What? Humor? Is this a sign that site isn't dying?  I'm only an infrequent visitor to this site anymore, but if we actually start having fun here, I may have to start visiting again.[/quote] ((((((((((((Lookn!))))))))))))  Come on back!  We've all REALLY missed you.  Even the one's who don't know you.  They just don't know what they've been missing!  Yet! Jen xoxoxo

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• GE

  

  George_in_WV

  Nov 20, 2009

  1.       Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on?
  
  Yes, we have someone here who no matter how cold it is wears socks on his feet and hands. Nothing else
  
  2.       Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long?
  
  No. Because you still have to wash towels and sheets.
  
  3.       Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?
  
  I have had a number of pictures taken of me only to later find them replaced by someone older, fatter, and balder than I am
  
  4.       Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on?
  
  Why do you have your clothes on?
  
  5.       Why do I always have to cook the bacon?
  
  You don’t have to, just appoint some on else to do it
  
  6.       Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch?
  
  If the insect bite itches scratch it.

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  Where I live we have lots of fun. We have looked for but cannot find the adults. There are some really big old kids here but no real adults

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• TH

  

  Thomas

  Nov 20, 2009

  [quote]What? Humor? Is this a sign that site isn't dying?  I'm only an infrequent visitor to this site anymore, but if we actually start having fun here, I may have to start visiting again.[/quote]  Hey lookn, ltns The site is far from dying, it is still growing and I have met a lot of great new people on here.  Come by more often and you will see how much fun we have all the time.  LOL Thomas

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 20, 2009

  [quote]What? Humor? Is this a sign that site isn't dying?  I'm only an infrequent visitor to this site anymore, but if we actually start having fun here, I may have to start visiting again.[/quote]    If that happened, I might get to know you. That would be a good thing.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 20, 2009

  I'm glad to see that you are treating these subjects with all the seriousness that they deserve. This one in particular was very helpfull.
  3.  Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures?
  I have had a number of pictures taken of me only to later find them replaced by someone older, fatter, and balder than I am.
  I'm reassured that I'm not the only one.

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 20, 2009

  [quote] I have had a number of pictures taken of me only to later find them replaced by someone older, fatter, and balder than I am. I'm reassured that I'm not the only one.[/quote]    Diet and exercise can help one of those problems. The hair club and a very expensive plastic surgeon can fake the other two.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 20, 2009

  [quote]Photoshop can go a long way toward improving one aesthetic appeal. For example, if we carefully Photoshop this image...... we can refine her appearance.[/quote]   I agree that Photoshop can work wonders for one's appearance, but I really liked her better before she was retouched and then cropped to a head shot. LOL

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 20, 2009

  8. Is that a Snickers Bar in the pool? I hope.

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 21, 2009

  9. Isn’t it wonderful, the way all the men come out, just to show support for the women’s volley ball team?

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• TH

  

  Thomas

  Nov 21, 2009

  [quote][quote]9. Isn’t it wonderful, the way all the men come out, just to show support for the women’s volley ball team?[/quote]    Ah, there's a key word missing here which makes all the difference and that word is "beach" vollyball[/quote]   two key words were missing, nude beach  LOL

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 21, 2009

  [quote]I refuse to participate *pant pant* in this untoward display *drool* of shameless *slaver* sexism. Fie *yeahyeahyeah* upon thee![/quote]    Huh? OK, Now I get it. You had me going there for a sec.

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 22, 2009

  Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. -Monty Python's Flying Circus

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• BL

  

  blueiron35

  Nov 22, 2009

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....wait a minute. did you say you were or werent going to have things get silly?

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 22, 2009

  Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. -Monty Python's Flying Circus

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• CO

  

  Curt, or Cowboy

  Nov 22, 2009

  [quote]8. Is that a Snickers Bar in the pool? I hope.[/quote]  Hmmm......

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• MA

  

  macnudeOriginal Poster

  Nov 22, 2009

  10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?

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• MI

  

  Miss_Linda

  Nov 24, 2009

  [quote]10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?[/quote]    You could ask the fake females to quit posting? Woof! Woof!

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