I’m detecting some fun here — General Discussion on True Nudists

macnudeOriginal Poster

Nov 19, 2009

I’m detecting some fun here. I’ve noticed recently that some of you seem to be enjoying this Forum too much. Humorous and lighthearted responses to posts and friendly bantering certainly have no place here.So, knock it off!We have serious subjects to discuss and there is no time for these frivolous activities. Some of these subjects include but are not limited to: 1. Can I still be a nudist if I leave my socks on? 2. Will my laundry detergent spoil if I go without clothes for too long? 3. Is it my PC that’s making me look fat in nude pictures? 4. Why don’t my nudist friends recognize me when I have clothes on? 5. Why do I always have to cook the bacon? 6. Insect bites in sensitive places, scratch or not scratch? (I hope that you have formed a mental picture of the tongue in my cheek.) It has been missed on several occasions. This is all in fun and is no way designed to poke fun at sincere newbie questions which I always attempt to answer to the best of my ability. Note to Linda: I’m still laughing at the post that you directed at me. I’m sure that you know the one. Last Page:http://www.truenudists.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=5766&page=10

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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 24, 2009
In light of two other threads, that's funny !!
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 24, 2009
[quote][quote]10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?[/quote] You could ask the fake females to quit posting? Woof! Woof![/quote] Linda, My question was in regard to an actual nudist club rather than a virtual one. At an actual club, gender would be hard to fake without very expensive and skillful surgery. A practical solution to my own question would be to have a Brinks armored car standing by to hold the increased gate receipts once the word got out among the single men
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Miss_Linda
Nov 24, 2009
[quote][quote][quote]10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?[/quote] You could ask the fake females to quit posting? Woof! Woof![/quote] Linda, My question was in regard to an actual nudist club rather than a virtual one. At an actual club, gender would be hard to fake without very expensive and skillful surgery. A practical solution to my own question would be to have a Brinks armored car standing by to hold the increased gate receipts once the word got out among the single men[/quote] You weren't very specific. I missed the part where it said "in regard to an actual nudist club". Goodness! You expect a blonde to guess that all on her own!
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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 24, 2009
[quote]10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?[/quote] Wait a minute !
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blueiron35
Nov 24, 2009
Are you seeing it too Curt. There arent enough women! There are too many women! Which would we all rather it be?
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 24, 2009
[quote][quote][quote][quote]10. The club is getting overrun with single women. What can we do to restore the balance?[/quote] You could ask the fake females to quit posting? Woof! Woof![/quote] Linda, My question was in regard to an actual nudist club rather than a virtual one. At an actual club, gender would be hard to fake without very expensive and skillful surgery. A practical solution to my own question would be to have a Brinks armored car standing by to hold the increased gate receipts once the word got out among the single men[/quote] You weren't very specific. I missed the part where it said "in regard to an actual nudist club". Goodness! You expect a blonde to guess that all on her own![/quote] Hey Linda, I guess I did’nt make itBlonde Clear. So for all past, present and future posts: Club : shall be defined as an actual piece of dirt, landscaped or not. Usually contains a large wet spot, pool, pond or lake suitable for skinny dipping. View with extreme suspicion any area which matches this discription but does not contain a volley ball court. You may have inadvertantly stumbled into a textile facility (ugh). I hope this clears things up for you. 11.Is joining a nudist club similar to a visit to the doctor since both charge you to take your clothes off?
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Miss_Linda
Nov 24, 2009
[quote][quote][/quote] Hey Linda, I guess I did’nt make itBlonde Clear. So for all past, present and future posts: Club : shall be defined as an actual piece of dirt, landscaped or not. Usually contains a large wet spot, pool, pond or lake suitable for skinny dipping. View with extreme suspicion any area which matches this discription but does not contain a volley ball court. You may have inadvertantly stumbled into a textile facility (ugh). I hope this clears things up for you. 11.Is joining a nudist club similar to a visit to the doctor since both charge you to take your clothes off? [/quote] Thank you, Art! Now for the answer to number 11...no...they are not similar. At the doctor's office they make you take your clothes off but then they ask you to put on their gown and cover up. That's kind of silly, isn't it?
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blueiron35
Nov 24, 2009
I dont put the robe on. It makes for a moment of real awkwardness when they come back in. Always good for a laugh.
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 26, 2009
[quote]Typically one of the nurses or nurse's aides will bring you in, do the vitals, and tell you to disrobe and don the johnny. Thusfar I've not had the nerve to say, "Thanks, but I'm a nudist. I don't need that." One of these days...[/quote] Careful. It’s a little known fact that nurses keep a supply of sterile but very dull needles on hand forspecialpatients. So if you hear, “Bend over”................. Next, very serious topic which should be discussed. 12. Are they erecting a new building , here at the club? Seems like, the subject of erection keeps popping up.
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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 26, 2009
[quote][quote][/quote] 12. Are they erecting a new building , here at the club? Seems like, the subject of erection keeps popping up. [/quote] groan !!
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George_in_WV
Nov 26, 2009
I have done that a number of times and often was able to go without the johnny. Other times the nurse insisted I put it on. One time while I was being examined by a Doctor I had a paper robe on. One of the shoulder straps tore restating in part of my bare chest being exposed. The Doctor stopped the examination to scotch tape the robe back together.
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Philfreeeuk
Nov 26, 2009
Female Doctor: ........ I'm very sorry Mr Jones, but I am afraid that I am going to have to ask you to refrain from pleasuring your self. Patent: .................... Oh! ..... Why Doctor? Female Doctor: ........ Because I need to examine you now! Ooops! ... sorry! ... but you just reminded me of it.
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 27, 2009
13. Why does my beautiful young wife find it easier to form friendships with the male nudists, than I?. I know much more about football than she.
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Thomas
Nov 27, 2009
[quote]13. Why does my beautiful young wife find it easier to form friendships with the male nudists, than I?. I know much more about football than she.[/quote] Maybe it is because some of us are not football fans. LOL
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Miss_Linda
Nov 27, 2009
[quote]13. Why does my beautiful young wife find it easier to form friendships with the male nudists, than I?. I know much more about football than she.[/quote] I can't answer that one. I don't have a wife.
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Canoodler
Nov 27, 2009
You guys are hilarious...How long can you keep this up???
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 27, 2009
[quote]You guys are hilarious...How long can you keep this up???[/quote] [quote]Don't know. Since we don't believe in mind altering or mind enhancing drugs, we may need some help here , soon. [/quote]
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NakedBadger
Nov 27, 2009
I was going to say, in my sternest typing, "You people are having entirely too much fun."
But then -- 'tis true: to be a nudist does require a sense of humor.
Carry on. And on. And on.
Badger
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 28, 2009
[quote]I was going to say, in my sternest typing, "You people are having entirely too much fun." But then -- 'tis true: to be a nudist does require a sense of humor. Carry on. And on. And on. Badger[/quote] Use caution when encouraging madness!
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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 28, 2009
[quote][quote][/quote]And are we talking about proper football or one of the Colonial imitations that have taken the name of football in vain?[/quote] I suspect the one that goes along with "Bud Light"
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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 28, 2009
[quote][quote][/quote] Or just a good name for yet another character in some prolonged story somewhere... mmm, got me thinking now... Which is a very worrying trait indeed.[/quote] You mean Bud Light ? It's a so-called beer. Basically, watered down low power lager.
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Miss_Linda
Nov 28, 2009
I can't find question # 14...I know it's here somewhere...where did you put it, Art?
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macnudeOriginal Poster
Nov 29, 2009
14. Should I shave my chest hair? Many of the other women are doing so.
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Curt, or Cowboy
Nov 29, 2009
[quote]14. Should I shave my chest hair? Many of the other women are doing so. [/quote] Well, I don't but.......... oh, wait............ never mind.
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