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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
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NudeJohnnyDec 12, 2012There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.ReactReply - DE
DesertRatDec 12, 2012Sorry Thomas, that is not a Limerick. NudeJohnny had a perfect Limerick. Congrats.
Yes, your second effort was perfect. Good job.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 12, 2012[quote]Sorry Thomas, that is not a Limerick. NudeJohnny had a perfect Limerick. Congrats.[/quote]Damn, you are right. The nude girl distracted me. I'll do better next time. In the mean time, add one of your own.
12-23-12 - 118 views to date - I just changed the first limerick. I bet this thread is viewed much more now.ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowDec 12, 2012There once was a fellow named Tim
Whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
And sunk like a rock.
And then that was the end of him.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 12, 2012When a guy calls a woman a chick,
It strikes me as sexist and sick.
But my comments are tame;
Unless Richard's his name,
I'm polite and I don't call him dick.ReactReply - DEDesertRatDec 12, 2012In South West Texas there is a dude,
who many consider to be quite crude.
He sits tall in the saddle
for him, it's a battle.
Since he only rides in the nude.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 13, 2012A sun bather's clothing was strewed
By a wind that left her quite nude
When a man came along
And unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be lewdReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 13, 2012A shapely young lady named Jenna
colored her pubes with henna.
At the beach she was called crude
when she sunbathed in the nude.
but, she was promptly invited to dinnah.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 13, 2012There was a young nudist named Billy,
Some thought that he really was silly,
To lay on the sand,
With it tight in hand,
That picture of naked young Lilly.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 13, 2012A gal in New York was arrested
For strolling outdoors while bare-breasted.
But courts say, "No fair!
You cannot make gals wear
Shirts and blouses, cause men go bare-chested."ReactReply - NUNudeJohnnyDec 14, 2012Take a yoga class naked? How scary!
I confess that the thought makes me wary.
Yes I’ll gladly condone
Nude yoga alone.
But in public? I’m sorry. I'm too hairy.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 14, 2012There once was a well hung young dude,
Who practiced yoga while in the nude.
He carefully always locked the door,
While down on the mat on the floor
He did not want to be viewed being lewd.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 15, 2012There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 15, 2012There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung from her toes in the doorway.
She said to her beau,
Hey, look at me Joe,
I think I've found one more way!ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 16, 2012In Paris I yearned for some wine,
The Bordeaux we selected was fine,
After 15 more glasses,
We fell on our asses,
And couldn't even walk a straight line.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 16, 2012There was a young man called Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
He said "I admit,
I am a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save".ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 16, 2012A woman who wasn't too bright
Met the Wong twins, who asked if she might
Take them both for a spin.
She said, "Sex is a sin!"
They convinced her two Wongs make a right.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 17, 2012A woman who always wore blue,
joined a group where only navy would do.
She liked turquoise and teal
And saw aqua’s appeal.
But her militant view? Navy? — Ew!ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 17, 2012There was a young lady here on TN.
She would only sign in now and then,
Her old man was a prudist,
Who didn't like nudists,
So next time we see her I don't know when.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 17, 2012A woman who always wore blue
Was picky with whom she'd rendezvous
The frustration was killin' her
'Til she found the right cylinder
Now any D battery will do.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 17, 2012A woman who always whored, blew
Some crazy men she never knew
But she was quite proud
That she'd never allowed
One nut to thread onto her screwReactReply - MAManOfWicklowDec 18, 2012There once was an old man from Delhi,
His feet were so dirty and smelly,
When he took off his shoe,
The air would turn blue,
And so would the hair on his belly.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 18, 2012There once was a boy named Kevin
Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterDec 19, 2012A woman was looking askance
At a hoofer she spotted by chance.
He danced by the book.
So why the odd look?
The fellow was wearing no pants.ReactReply