T=
Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal Poster
Dec 12, 2012A man with an erection?
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
Now that I have your attention.
An erotically named thread
Is most often read.
But, to solicit rhymes or limericks is my intention.
ReactReplySubscribe
Replies
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 20, 2013Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents,
Do you think they went for water?ReactReply - MA
ManOfWicklowJul 20, 2013It's not that I don't have the time,
For posting some verse today,
I just cannot thing of a ryme,
Or anything witty to say.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 20, 2013When bedtime is neigh
And all I can do is yawn and sigh
Instead of working at a feverish haste
I just find something to cut and paste.
And off to bed while the moon is still high.This morning while the sky was overcast
I slowly completed each morning task
Now that I drank my coffee, black,
I’ll give rhyming a crack.
But first I must check the mail, I’ll be back real fast.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 20, 2013Now let me get this right,
It's early afternoon for you,
But for me it is ten at night,
And your clock is saying two,
We never will ever win,
When I am signing out,
You are just signing in,
Oh what is this time about.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 23, 2013Everyone is thrilled that it’s a boy,
The Kingdom is jumping with joy.
The third in line
Happily is doing fine.
A scepter should be his first toy.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 27, 2013Mr. Weiner, I once was a fan;
You're an outspoken, liberal man.
But I'm sorry you're screwed
By the ick factor, dude,
So your mayor plans simply don't scan.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJul 29, 2013A hubby would frequently play
The field, to his wife’s dismay.
So she got him a date
With a transvestite mate,
And thus made him a queen, for a day.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJul 29, 2013
There was a young lady named Hilda
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should
That he could and he would,
And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 1, 2013There are folks who like food rather bland,
In which all trace of flavor’s been banned.
But if I had my wishes,
They’d serve fiery dishes
In ev’ry last joint in the land.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowAug 1, 2013A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'
He said, with a sigh,
"That park bench--well I
Just painted it, right where you're sittin.'"ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterAug 19, 2013My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterNov 24, 2013I know I once said, not in jest,
That I planned to give limericks a rest,
But that promise won't mute me:
I'm back! OK, shoot me----
I'm wearing my bullet-proof vest.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowNov 25, 2013So are the limericks back to stay,
Along with other games to play,
Don't worry,I won't shoot you,
It's not something I would do,
Without good reason, should I say.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterFeb 2, 2014Most poets write “Roses are red,â€
But I started my love poem instead
“A rose is chartreuse,â€
Which is why, I deduce,
I never did get her in bed.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMar 9, 2014Our clocks all need changing tonight.
Daylight Saving Time — oh what a blight!
We may think it a crock,
But must alter each clock
Till the powers that be see the light.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterApr 1, 2014I once drank a glass of champagne
Then ran naked into the rain
I love all the bubbles
But it caused so much trouble
I'll never drink it again!ReactReply - NUnudecountry77Apr 3, 2014
There is a soldier in the GRASS,with a bullet up his ASS.Pull it out, pull it OUT, like a good boy SCOUT.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterApr 3, 2014A fellow whose mortgage was due
Had even more woes than he knew.
His payment, though late,
Was the least of his fate;
His wife and his girlfriend were too.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterMay 18, 2014There once was an attorney quite tough,
Who cut all his deals in the buff.
When his clients asked why,
He would give this reply:
“When I’m nude, no one dares give me guff.â€ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJun 8, 2014I confess my ex wife was not one
To use sunscreen, but don't make fun.
Her skin was still protected;
By the scheme she selected
To hide and stay out of the sun.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJan 4, 2015A fellow got into a fix
After betting on rather poor picks.
Not casinos or horses
I'm talking divorces;
He married four henpecking chicks.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowJan 4, 2015The bride looked astounding in white,The best man was sad and contrite,Please don't think the worst,But I had her first,She slept in my bedroom last night.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOriginal PosterJan 11, 2015A woman went out on a date
With a man who was easy to hate.
So why did she go?
He had plenty of dough
And was ancient and soon would be "the late".ReactReply