Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster

Aug 14, 2011

Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her.
Please try to keep it clean, Thank you.

A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.

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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 14, 2011
Yo, wanna do it?
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 14, 2011
Would you like me to do you......................................breakfast afterwards.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 14, 2011
I'd love to buy you breakfast. Should I telephone you or nudge you.
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Curt, or Cowboy
Aug 14, 2011
I'm rich, single, and free this evening. You ?
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 14, 2011
You're not safe with all these men around here. You'd best come home with me tonight.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 14, 2011
I sometimes feel out of place here, being the only single man.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 14, 2011
You want me. I can smell it.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 14, 2011
Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to see mine?
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
Just because she said, "Go away" doesn't mean you should quit trying
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
Don't be so picky... I’m not!
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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ravensflyinnow
Aug 16, 2011
In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass
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Curt, or Cowboy
Aug 16, 2011
[quote]In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass[/quote] I usually just hollar "WENCH!" ( but make damn sure she sees you smile when you do )
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
[quote]In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass[/quote] Call her a barmaid, call her a cocktail waitress, call her honey, sweetie, baby. Tip her and your ass will not be kicked. BYW - New Jersey and California are both "in the States"
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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ravensflyinnow
Aug 16, 2011
BYW - New Jersey and California are both "in the States"[/quote] Really? Since when? I was aiming this to our out of the country friends
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
The name of the thread calls them “Barmaids” I posted several times on the thread.
You did not say who was in your crosshairs when fired your shot instead of posting a chat up line.
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
Do you care to share a cab to my home?
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Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
Aug 16, 2011
For the record I never used any of this crap. The cocktail waitresses I dated in California WOULD kick your ass if you used this crap.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 17, 2011
I don't believe you've had the pleasure of me. Forget the rest I really am the best.
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None
Aug 17, 2011
[quote]In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass[/quote] You better not refer to her as any kind of maid period or she will kick your ass.
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 17, 2011
[quote][quote]In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass[/quote] You better not refer to her as any kind of maid period or she will kick your ass.[/quote] If not a barmaid, then what is she ?
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ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 17, 2011
[quote]I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!!(unless us girls can chat up the barman !!!!!!)[/quote] I'm sorry that you find it sexist. I have altered the heading for the ladies to participate in this fun thread. My sincere apology to all the fine ladies on here. Mow.
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TonyJ63
Aug 17, 2011
Every time you pull it the head gets bigger!
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