Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her.
Please try to keep it clean, Thank you.
A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 25, 2011Roses are red, Violets are blue,
The last we kissed I caught the flu.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Your sister is hot, but you’ll hafta do.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My warm bed's waiting for you.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 27, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue
I promise to finish after youReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 29, 2011
Violets are blue, Roses are red,
Lets have breakfast in bed.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 29, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Let’s have a quickie and then adieuReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 30, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Let’s do it first and then you can argueReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 1, 2011
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you,
everyone else disappears.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterSep 1, 2011
I was going to ask you out to dinner, but I know you would really prefer to have breakfast with me.
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dicemanSep 1, 2011[quote] Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?[/quote] This is a good one. I'll try it this weekend!ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 1, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I see your panties are slightly askew.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 12, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
We’re being watched by the cleaning crewReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterSep 17, 2011
Roses are red,
Is what I said,
But I'd rather be blue,
When I'm with you.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 17, 2011
The barmaid declined action
Sex she did forgo
She practiced oral contraception.
She always said, “No”.ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 19, 2011
The barmaid’s beautiful face
Caused hearts to race
She would gladly embrace
Any time, any place,ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterSep 21, 2011
I may not be Fred Flintsone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyOct 27, 2011I'm not drunk enough to take you home, you'll have to buy me another bottle.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterOct 28, 2011
If you do breakfast as good as you serve beer, then I sure would like to sample some. When your husband isn't there.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyFeb 21, 2012Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?ReactReply