Think of a chat up line for the barmaid, or something you would say to your friends about her.
Please try to keep it clean, Thank you.
A pint please and I like to have it pulled nice and slow.
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- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 17, 2011
He's a vey nice young man, but I'll ask the barmaid out tonight.
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NoneAug 17, 2011[quote]I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!!
(unless us girls can chat up the barman !!!!!!)
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Good point. We would love to hear your line for the bar tender. My wife simply bats her baby blue eyes and they make sure her glass is never empty. That has never worked for me.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 17, 2011[quote][quote][quote]I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!!(unless us girls can chat up the barman !!!!!!)[/quote]
Good point. We would love to hear your line for the bar tender. My wife simply bats her baby blue eyes and they make sure her glass is never empty. That has never worked for me.[/quote]
Works for me too!!! Or tapping my long nails on an empty glass..hehe...
The line 'is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?' does NOT work!!!
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Mieke, I could never imagine a lady such as you, ever needing a chat up line. Just one look from those lovely eyes and any man would be putty in your hands.
Oh why oh why, could I not have been a single man. Oh darn it ! my wife's just told me off for writing this now. Ouch that hurt. Her slaps come very hard.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 17, 2011ReactReply
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 17, 2011TRUE STORY:
I asked a barmaid if I could buy her breakfast after her shift ended. She agreed.
After we ate breakfast, we were headed towards my car when I asked “Your place or mine?”
She answered, “We better go to your place, my boyfriend is waiting for me at home.”
I never asked how she explained coming home six hours late.ReactReply - TH
ThomasAug 17, 2011Tom, you are lucky, one I picked up didn't tell me her bf was bouncer there and worked later shift, went to her place and he left work early and caught us.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 18, 2011
Ya gotta love the little cheating devils.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011
If you're going to have an affair, make sure it's with a married woman, then you don't have the responsibilty of bringing up the kids.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011
I asked the barmaid, " Can I give you a ring tomorrow " " Only if I can pick it " she replied.
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dicemanAug 18, 2011I asked the barmaid if I can have anything on the menu. She said yes so, I threw it on the floor in front of her and asked her to take one step foward.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011[quote]I asked the barmaid if I can have anything on the menu. She said yes so, I threw it on the floor in front of her and asked her to take one step foward.[/quote] Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, That's the best one I've heard for years.ReactReply
- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011[quote][quote]If you're going to have an affair, make sure it's with a married woman, then you don't have the responsibilty of bringing up the kids.[/quote] THWACK!!!!!! (that's a big one, on top of your wife's beating!!!
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ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 18, 2011
What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and . . . .ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 18, 2011
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 20, 2011
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 20, 2011
A pint of your best ale and what would you like me to cook for breakfast in the morning.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 20, 2011
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 22, 2011
Hi, I’m Mr. Right, Someone said you were looking for me.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 22, 2011
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 23, 2011
I don't believe you've had the pleasure of me yet.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 23, 2011
Excuse me; I think I see something in your eye. Oh, it’s a beautiful sparkle.
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Curt, or CowboyAug 23, 2011Hi there.
I'm Tom Terrific.
And you are ?ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 24, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Can I come home with you?ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 24, 2011
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
May I make love with you?ReactReply