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Something Lacking

Posted Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 4, 2013
    He’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
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  • OU
    outothebakyrd
    outothebakyrd
    Oct 5, 2013

    A 2 x 4 that really measures 1.5 x 3

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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not playing with a full deck.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's carrying an empty bucket.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not the brightest bulb in the box.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's as sharp as a sawblade without teeth.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s dumber than a bag of hammers
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's dumber than a blonde with amnesia.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 5, 2013
    He’s not the sharpest pencil in the box.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's as useful as a spent match.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Oct 5, 2013
    as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Oct 5, 2013
    He's a quart short of a gallon.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Oct 6, 2013
    Dead as a door nail.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 8, 2013
    He'snot the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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  • KE
    Keith
    Keith
    Nov 8, 2013

    A useless as tits on a bull

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 8, 2013
    As useless as a hole in a condom.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Nov 8, 2013
    Useless as a flat tire.
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    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 9, 2013
    He's one shoe short of a pair.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Nov 9, 2013
    A chopstick short of being to eat
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 9, 2013
    Like a spent match to a man without a light.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 9, 2013
    Like an old man without his Viagra
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 10, 2013
    About as useful as a sundial on a dark night.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 10, 2013
    He's as useful as a hole in a tennis racket.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Nov 11, 2013
    As good as an air mattress with a hole in it.
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