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Something Lacking

Posted Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 11, 2013
    As worthless as logic in congress.
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  • RE
    renebbare
    renebbare
    Nov 12, 2013

    About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful as a whistle to a deaf dog.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful as a cat on a hot tin roof.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklow
    Nov 12, 2013
    As useful a a fox in a chicken coop.
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Nov 12, 2013
    Phony as a three dollar bill.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Mar 29, 2014
    one penny short of a dollar.... but for some this is normal
    two bare feet in need of footwear
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 29, 2014
    He's not the sharpest pencil in the box.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    She called me to get my phone number
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnude
    Mar 30, 2014
    Not the brightest candle in the church.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Mar 30, 2014

    as useful as the "runs" in a space suit out on a space walk

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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Mar 30, 2014

    as sharp as box of balls

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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 30, 2014
    As useful as a quart of milk at a Lactose Intolerance Conference.

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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    Mar 30, 2014
    The Government sent a letter to my home address asking me to verify my address.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Mar 31, 2014
    She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Mar 31, 2014
    who wants a watch tattoo, so they can tell time??
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Apr 3, 2014
    trying to build a snow before you go outside, is like trying to swim in swimming pool full of jello
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 3, 2014
    She tried to drown a fish.





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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 6, 2014
    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 7, 2014
    She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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  • JA
    jaybirds
    jaybirds
    Apr 7, 2014
    Your mind is on vacation, but your mouth is working overtime!
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