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Something Lacking

Posted Sep 23, 2013

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DesertRat
DesertRatOriginal Poster
Sep 23, 2013
Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.

An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

You're turn.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 8, 2014
    She tripped over a cordless phone.
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  • MA
    macnude
    macnude
    Apr 8, 2014
    The body is alive but the brain is dead.
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  • NU
    nudecountry77
    Apr 8, 2014
    OBVIOUSLY.....lights are on and music is loud, but no one will answer the door.
    elevator goes to the top floor, but no one gets off.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 8, 2014
    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Apr 8, 2014
    She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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  • ME
    Member
    May 6, 2014
    Couple fries short of a Happy Meal, Not exactly firing on all thrusters *Star Trek-Search For Spock, His Odor Eaters are gaining weight
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  • DE
    DesertRat
    DesertRatOriginal Poster
    May 7, 2014
    She used whiteout to correct typos on her computer screen.
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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    May 8, 2014
    She studied for a blood test.

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  • T=
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Sep 11, 2014
    He has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.



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