Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.
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- MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Curt, or CowboyAug 18, 2011One of the lawyers mantra...
If you can't baffle 'em with brilliance,
befuddle 'em with bull$%^& !ReactReply - NO
NoneAug 18, 2011[quote]One of the lawyers mantra... If you can't baffle 'em with brilliance, befuddle 'em with bull$%^& ![/quote] Actually I heard it said this way. If you cant dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullsh*t My favorite quote. Be careful what you wish for. It might come true.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 18, 2011
If a first you don't succeed, stay single.
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TerryAug 18, 2011If you can't hide it, feature it!
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Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 19, 2011I have a great step-ladder. I love my step-ladder.
I just wish I had known my biological ladder.ReactReply - DI
dicemanAug 19, 2011Never throw stones in a school yard as you never know for sure...you could hit one of your own!
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 20, 2011
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 20, 2011
To all, to each, a fair good-night. And pleasing dreams and slumbers light”
~ Sir Walter ScottReactReply - MEMemberAug 20, 2011
A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 23, 2011
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 23, 2011
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 23, 2011[quote]If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?[/quote] Maybe some just need more practice than others. What was that song ? When Will They Ever Learn.ReactReply
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PhilfreeeukAug 23, 2011If it ain't broke, don't BLOODY fix it!
Don't you just HATE it, when some smart alec,
re-designs something that was just about perrrrfect.
Nine times out of ten it's not an improvement.ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 23, 2011[quote]If it ain't broke, don't BLOODY fix it! Don't you just HATE it, when some smart alec, re-designs something that was just about perrrrfect. Nine times out of ten it's not an improvement.[/quote] I know what you mean Phil, and when they try to improve your favourite food is the biggest joke of all. I've been eating McVities digestive biscuits since the early 1960's. I have noticed how the quality has deteriorated over the years. But now they have the bloody nerve to tell us that their improved recipe with less fat, IS still the same original taste as before. AND to top it all they've gone and ruined the hobnobs. I bought at least 3 packs a week and now I won't waste my money on the crap.ReactReply
- T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 24, 2011
Only straight people have gay children
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EvansBetterHalfAug 24, 2011[quote] A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!" [/quote] I love this one.....ReactReply - MEMemberAug 24, 2011
"Between two evils, I always picked the one I never tried before."
- Mae WestReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 25, 2011
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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TonyJ63Aug 26, 2011Don't test the depth of a river with both feet.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneyAug 26, 2011
Do not remove a fence if you do not know why it is there.
ReactReply - MAManOfWicklowOriginal PosterAug 29, 2011
Never wake up with a one night stand.
ReactReply - T=Tom === Thomas S. TierneySep 2, 2011
If everything is under control, you're going too slow.
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