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Wise Words of the Day

Posted Aug 18, 2011

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ManOfWicklow
ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
Aug 18, 2011

Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Sep 2, 2011

    Don't put brussel sprouts in a vindaloo.

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  • ME
    Member
    Sep 2, 2011

    A penny earned is a pennys saved.But this economy, who the hell knows what a penny is worth.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Sep 22, 2011
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Sep 22, 2011
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Sep 23, 2011
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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 1, 2011
    Nothing is fool proof, to a sufficiently talented fool!
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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 1, 2011

    may the sun always be on your back, for if its infront of you, u may not see where u r going

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 1, 2011
    A word without all of its letters is gibberish
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 2, 2011
    [quote]A word without all of its letters is gibberish
    [/quote]

    Which is worse ? A word without all it's letters or a letter without all it's words. Strange when you think obout it. A word is made of letters and a letter is made of words.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 2, 2011
    Very interesting. I think I'll sleep on it. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'll sleep on it.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 2, 2011
    [quote]Very interesting. I think I'll sleep on it. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'll sleep on it.
    [/quote]

    Yeah, sleep on a ticket, must be the winning lottery ticket, if yo're sleeping on it.
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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 2, 2011

    "That's the ticket" was a running joke that Jon Lovitz used on Saturday Night Live
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  • KI
    kiteflyer
    kiteflyer
    Oct 4, 2011
    Nice one Mieke.
    Don't be so right that you can't see what's left.
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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 4, 2011
    Don't let the A..holes in the world get to you!  You are out numbered!
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 12, 2011

    Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

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  • EV
    EvansBetterHalf
    EvansBetterHalf
    Oct 13, 2011
    Do not argue with an idiot.  He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 13, 2011
    ‎"The truth is... We hide because we want to be found, we walk away to see who will follow, we cry to see who will wipe away the tears, and we let our hearts get broken to see who will come and fix them."

    ~ Unknown
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  • ME
    Member
    Oct 13, 2011
    I finally got my stuff together!  Now if I could just remember where I put it!
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 13, 2011

    There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

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  • KI
    kiteflyer
    kiteflyer
    Oct 13, 2011
    [quote]There is no right way to do the wrong thing.[/quote]If you do what's right and they tell you it's wrong. It's not you in the wrong.
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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 15, 2011

    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 26, 2011

    To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

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    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Tom === Thomas S. Tierney
    Oct 28, 2011
    #60

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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  • MA
    ManOfWicklow
    ManOfWicklowOriginal Poster
    Oct 28, 2011
    [quote]

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.[[/quote]Tried it once, missed the pool. Ouch my poor head.
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